pre-fart depression

When you fart and it feels so good and now your depressed because you want it back.

Son, take your pills for your pre-fart depression

by DaddyoShrek June 13, 2017

pre-lit

When you smoke a blunt before you go to a party.

Let's get pre-lit so when we get to the party it'll kick in

by Mcturtle25 May 1, 2018

Pre booze

Drinking at a dive bar or at home before hitting the pubs to save money.

Hey dude, Let's pre booze and go?

by Roytheboy May 18, 2018

pre christmas

Another word for pre cum
First invented by Cody Ko and Noel Miller of the Tiny Meat Gang

I tried to hold in all my pre Christmas when I saw those massive buns

by Lil Traumatized October 21, 2019

pre-whip

Pre-whipping is when you pull your penis out of your pants before fully reaching the urinal. It is a fully efficient way to get in and out of the bathroom. You start peeing before you are even there.

Chad: “Bro I accidentally pissed on some dude’s pants”
Andrew: “How?”
Chad: “I pre-whipped around the wall and when I started pissing I accidentally pissed on him.”

by Prewhipper69420 November 12, 2019

Pre-boner

When you get a boner just thinking about a situation or event that is going to happen in the near future.

Brian: Bro did you see Jenny’s slutty outfit?
Tyler: Nah, but I’m getting a pre-boner thinking about seeing it

by YoungLordDaggerDick November 25, 2019

Pre-skeeved

A feeling of unease about a impending situation or future communication.

“I’ve been on unemployment for 2 months now and I’m Pre-skeeved about going back to work and seeing work people!”

“ I heard from a friend at work that some guy from the mail department wants me bad, however, I’m Pre-skeeved that he might smell like shit!!”

by Froliciousness April 23, 2020