Quarter Pounder

(n) The act of male masturbation when performed with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand.

See also: Quarter Pounder with Cheese

Those sci-fi nerds are always getting hurt, giving themselves a quarter pounder to see what android sex is like.

by vanishingly March 9, 2024

half-pounder

The McDonald's secret menu item consisting of a plastic bag filled with all of the employee's spit and urine.

Man I sure could use a McDonald's half-pounder sliding down the gullet right now!

by DEEPFRIEDDADDY June 8, 2019

Pounder

In a homosexual affair, the partner who is on the aggressive, dominating end of anal intercourse.

Jack was a very unloving pounder, who often unreciprocated his brownie Jack's affections and turned him away to be forgotten.

by RonadlusMagnus November 20, 2017

pint pounder

Someone who loves a good pint (of beer). This person drinks pints often and quickly.

“That Michael is a real pint pounder ey? Ah but sure it’s his birthday, let the man drink! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL MC!!”

by thedumbbummblebee February 26, 2024

11 pounder

Most likely you are a horse

The Giant Horse Cock Weights over 11 pounds (11 pounder)

by ANL:ASKL":AS July 20, 2021

Peanut-Butter Pounder

When you apply copious amounts of peanut-butter on your cock. Then you spread it with your partner by receiving a handy. Once spread, they lick all their fingers and give a blowjob. Flexible enough: you can help by doing it yourself and for them to save their energy for the next phase. If you have jelly lying around--preferably moldy and sitting out on your counter--you can create a PB & J Pounder. Not necessary, however. For your last step, any position and any type of buttfucking is viable. YOU MUST NOT LOSE THE PEANUT-BUTTER, IT IS NECESSARY.

"Ron just gave me the best peanut-butter pounder last night. Probably the best smoothie I have ever had."

or

"Julie, instead of making out with me, I can give you a peanut-butter pounder?"

"What is that?"

"A sandwich of sorts."

by PB Connoisseur November 25, 2023

mcpickle pounder

A sandwich from McDonalds that consists of a unwanted amount of pickles.

I asked for no pickles, they gave me the goddamn mcpickle pounder.

by Demigodxx June 7, 2025