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Porch Monkey

Porch Monkey, noun

A black guy or nigger that lives in texas that sits on a chair outside or fence and complaining about the rednecks all day and usually sounding like a midget.
*porch monkey stares at redneck walking by*

Redneck walking by: errr why is this nigger staring at us

Porch monkey: hell I hate u rednecks and how u guys look ehh with your pickup trucks and playing wit guns and racist and shit *mumbles*

redneck walking by: ok...
by lolaturfacel33t November 2, 2009
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Porch Monkey

Porch Monkey- Anyone who is lazy and has others do their work while they sit on the porch watching like a damn monkey!
"Ya'll go on down to the field and work til dark, while I stay here on the porch and look stupid." Kindof like slavery, we did all the work to build this country while others just watched from the porch. "Porch Monkey"
by Tony G23 March 2, 2010
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PORCH MONKEY

PORCH MONKEY(s): a person/group of people sitting on a porch conversating talking loud.
GUY:I wonder whats going on over there?

GIRL: I dont know...but they sure are loud

GUY: YEA AND THEY MUST BE DRINKING!! ACTING LIKE A BUNCH OF "PORCH MONKEYS"
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Porcha

Definition of a amazing girl. One whom is extremely attractive and accompanied by a amazing personality. She is told to be extremely cute and beautiful. Her appearance shows lush gorgeous blonde hair and eye that can make a Gay man straight. She’s one to not be fooled by as she at most times gives you a extreme sense of happiness. Being around her will make you feel something you’ve never felt before. Her availability tho isnt what you would like to hear. She unfortunately is taken by a handsome Paramedic. He cherishes her extremely and states he’s never met someone like her before. It’s been said that he want to Mary this girl and have a forever loving future with her. He hopes she will stick around because he states there’s more to come for her.
Hey there Porcha
by Porcha May 7, 2018
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Porch Dolphin

Someone annoying who ignorantly talks via the internet on any topic that deals with political correctness.
Look at all these Porch Dolphins sitting at home on Facebook.
by Future DILF May 6, 2014
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All of the school gathers around the TV to watch hardcore bdsm porn since my school loves it.
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