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poot

Ughh I can't stand that poot.
yeah i know. That hoe tried to steal my man.
by blahh<3 October 30, 2013
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poot

when you take a bong hoot and a poop at the same time
yo boys i just took a deadly poot
by itsroach September 10, 2023
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Boomerang poot

The act of farting while being near a fan, only for it to blow right back to you causing you to smell it
“Man I was just laying in bed and I totally had the nastiest boomerang poot”
by Swaglord43 September 6, 2020
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poot

a wee shart. a polite toot.
by tehejadentime March 5, 2022
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Poot Plucker

One With The High Desire, To Kiss Assholes.
When One Kisses The Asshole, a Poot (fart) is let out, thus the person's mouth is next to the asshole, so it flows right into the mouth.
Boy: I Heard Your The Best Pootnage Speaker..

Girl: Yeah,they say that, why?

Boy: Well, I'm the best Poot Plucker in town....
by CherryPoots December 5, 2010
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Pooty-Poot

A mock-pet name for the Russian dictator Vladimir Putin, used to underline the absurdity of treating a KGB-trained revanchist warmonger like a misunderstood poodle. Most often used with heavy irony to emphasize the West’s naive appeasement or to ridicule the infantilization of a regime engaged in systemic repression, foreign invasions, and weaponized nostalgia for the empire of evil.
Derived from “Putin” + the puerile duplicity of Western leaders pretending a dead-eyed autocrat just needs a hug.
Pooty-Poot is at it again, rewriting history and jailing artists. Must be another one of thosetraditional values’ days in Moscow.
by vadymecum_ June 9, 2025
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poot

A guy who is smelly and has a bang.
That guy she likes, he’s one big poot.”
by thedragonslayer420 November 10, 2020
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