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Pizza chip

AKA "piece of shit", looser, wife beater, dick head. Can be utilized when a more discreet way of defining an individual is essential. As in public forum space or quietly in front of the kids.
Yeah I know that guy from back in the dizzy, he's a real pizza chip. PD is hunting him down for beating up his old lady.
by Dokta J August 18, 2015
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Couch pizza

Rogue slices of pizza discovered in the cracks of a couch after a long night of drinking and/or smoking the devil’s cabbage.

Often consumed, though always in secret.
After her third slice of couch pizza, Maria realised those little pepperoni were actually pennies.”
by daltonjfk September 16, 2019
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pizza phone

When someone uses the hands-free speaker-phone feature on their phone then holds it in their hand and up to their mouth like it was a piece of pizza they are about to take a bite of.
"Is that guy driving about to take a bite out of his phone?!?"
"Ha! No, he's probably just using his pizza phone."
"Wow. That's stupid."
by ZUUL42 October 31, 2015
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pizza boner

Enlarged erection due to the warmth and good smell that comes from pizza on your lap.
"Hey have you been to La Ventina's recently?"
"Yeah that place gives me a massive pizza boner!"
by Sick Majors December 6, 2013
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Messy Pizza

A sexual scenario in which the woman is on her period and penetrated by the male at a high frequency, thus causing blood to spread across her thighs. Once the "sauce" is spread and the male party is reaching climax, he will then pull his penis out (and remove condom if present,) just before ejaculating across her thighs leaving cum dripping down the blood as the "mozzarella cheese" to cover the "sauce".
"Cody totally gave Janet the messy pizza the other night."
"Derek isn't gonna be at the party tonight, he and Paris are busy making messy pizzas."
by Richard Anus February 4, 2021
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Cheese Pizza

"Dude, did you hear ___ got arrested for owning 'cheese pizza'"? "Holy shit, man."
by a funni meme February 3, 2015
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