phlebotomizer

Person who performs phlebotomy

Hello, I am here to draw your blood which makes me your phlebotomizer.

by Graggleton January 26, 2023

plexiglassectomy

Plexiglassectomy: A procedure performed by a doctor in which a piece of plexiglass is grafted onto a patients abdomen replacing the original skin. In such cases whereas an individual has his head so far up his rectum this procedure is mandatory. It gives such person a "window" in which to see out of, and in most cases results in said person not running into the rest of us going about our daily lives. There is a lesser known term for this condition called colonstrangulitus mostly seen third world countrys. The term has absolutely no validity amongst the medical field and is used merely as a joke to be directed toward someone who did or does an insanely stupid thing or who says things that are considered stupid.

"Golly Billy" "you shouldn't have voted the way you did" "how stupid!" "You need a plexiglassectomy"

by Youcan Bloughme March 26, 2023

Phleantrapist

Person who draws blood

Hana said she has to go to her phleantrapist today

by Tjron12 May 5, 2023

Plexiglassectomy

A Plexiglassectomy is a medical procedure know for its clarification properties amongst the the "cranium surrounded by rectum" crowd. Whereas- a surgeon removes a section of C.S.R. patients stomach and grafts a piece of 1/4" thick plexiglass to the surrounding tissue thus creating a "window" for the C.S.R. patient to see out of. Being that the patient has his head up his ass so far, he needs to see where he is going. The term was coined by someone by the name of D.J. Dowd in western Colorado around 1995. It would appear to me, that the condition known as "plexiglassectomy" is secondary to a lesser known form of the "largeintestineonnectomy" or as it is known in third world countries "colonstrangulatis". Both apply an undue amount of pressure on the carotid arteries, further adding to the C.S.R's confusion.

"That dudes head is so far up his ass he needs a plexiglassectomy"

by Youcan Bloughme July 5, 2023

Phlebotinum

Used to know if you are in a time loop

Phlebotinum

by Jewel394 July 5, 2023

phleed

When you decide you want a uniuqe username and put a made up word.

"Bro i dont know what my username should be"

"Make up a word"

"Ummm fled, fleed, Phleed"

by Phleed July 30, 2023

phleugmt

When a bagel flys through a blade and doesn’t fully cut said bagel when they should have a knife that goes “phleugmt”

“Why don’t they have a knife that goes phleugmt.

by -the bagel slicer September 12, 2023