Penis Walloper

Penis Walloper is another expression for wanking, jerking.

'Bet Johns been Penis Walloping' or 'look at that fucking penis walloper over there'

by spOOnbasher June 16, 2018

Penis

A very valuable tool.

- Hold on, what did the writer mean while describing Penis?

- Oh! He misread the word. He meant 'Pen is a valuable tool'.

by unmol December 9, 2022

magic penis theory

The theory that any bisexual person just hasn't had the right cock yet. Bisexual woman? She must just be curious but actually straight. Bisexual man? He must just be closeted.

"Amanda and Liz seem so perfect for each other! Any idea why they aren't together?"
"Amanda says she doesn't date straight girls."
"But isn't Liz bi?"
"Yeah, but Amanda still subscribes to the magic penis theory."

by briaguya April 20, 2015

Double Penis Relationship (DPR)

A male homosexual couple.
Cp. to a Zero Penis Relationship (ZPR) and a Single Penis Relationship (SPR)

Did you know, Johnnie and James just started a proper Double Penis Relationship (DPR) together!

by ThePhysopher October 2, 2016

Rat Penis

When someone has big wrinkly balls like a rat while also having a long and thin pee pee that is very soft yet flexible.

Honey Boo Boo:I was about to fuck chris but then I saw his nasty rat penis and I ran away

by Skasix November 8, 2016

flounder penis

Will’s tiny shrimp dick

Will’s dick is as small as a flounder penis

by Master of chundy June 6, 2018

nigga penis

when a black dude has a penis smaller than 3 inches but has 8+ inch droopy foreskin.

I was going to suck his dick but I saw his Nigga penis so I had to bail.

by Ceo of Cotton picking November 2, 2019