Peemed

slang word for stoned, usually referring to a stoned cat.

my cat got into my weed and got peemed, then gacked on the carpet.

by peemed_cat August 7, 2012

Peemen

The mixture of pee and semen that you excrete into the toilet after a wank.

Dude, I jerked it so much last night, my toilet was completely filled with peemen

by Munge Bimp November 17, 2013

meat peeker

That guy using the urinal next to you staring at your junk

My pee-shyness went into overdrive when I noticed I was urinating next to a meat peeker.

by Totzmastacrunch December 6, 2009

Screen Peeked

When you're playing an awesome game of Halo 3 and your mate dog acts you by looking at your screen.

Stephen: Dude, you so just screen peeked me

Jeffo: Not even, I just looked at your screen

Stephen: Seriously, why even bother playing Halo?

by alchemy_ November 6, 2010

no keepy my peepe

When your peepee can no be keepy in your pantaloons

"NO KEEPY MY PEEPEE" xxxtentacion

by blossomboy May 24, 2017

Chef PeePee

A mean, bad-tempered man who likes to cuss. His enemies are Duality and Psychosocial.

Chef PeePee: #%^* you, Psychosocial!

Psychosocial: woof! I don't know what you want.

Chef PeePee: Duality, you come back here, you #%^*ing mutt!

Duality: I won't take your attitude, PeePee!

by SimDevoSlipknot May 25, 2016

Peeker

Someone who examines the contents of a kleenex to see if their brains came out.

Ew, that guy just looked in his kleenex. Total peeker

by NocNoc July 11, 2009