panic affap

A panic affap is the abrupt onset of intense horny or sexual arousal that reaches a peak within minutes and includes at least four of the following symptoms: Thick ass boner, the boner so thick that it could rupture any anal cavity. The intense need to masturbate. Trembling or shaking. Fantasizing about one or several girls you might know.

Guy1: bro, I had a panic affap

Guy2: shit man, how intense was it?

Guy1: I ripped my body pillow man

Guy2: God damn

by producesincitybutter September 28, 2020

panic proposal

When a guy knows he has messed up so bad that his girlfriend might break up with him so he pops the question to hook her in deeper in hopes she won't leave him.

Girl, we all know that engagement is a panic proposal, they been together four years and he knows his side chick is pregnant.

That dick thought I didn't know about those other girls! Can you believe he tried a panic proposal when I told him we were done?!

by Scarpatchy May 2, 2019

ass panic

The frantic state which begins when one must scramble to find a restroom because defecation is imminent.

I thought i had it under control, when all of the sudden i went into ass panic and had no choice but to run for the bathroom.

by Deepseacommando January 21, 2009

urinal panic

The act of failing to urinate when stood at a urinal in a busy men's public toilet, despite really needing to. This is often followed by urinal miming

"I stood in the queue for 5 minutes, then got urinal panic when it was my turn to go. I just stood there pointing percy at the porcelain & nothing happened. In the end I had to do some urinal miming."

by John Superman December 6, 2013

Brown Panic

The feeling of utter fear as you realize that toilet paper is non-existent in your dank stall. You may have to partake in an icky shuffle to clean yourself up.

Dude, I had total brown panic the other day at the concert. I thought I might have to use my hand...

by YouLooked December 2, 2014

juul panic

The act of panicking whilst realizing one has lost their juul

Jared patted his pant pockets and did not feel his juul. He came to the conclusion it was lost. He went straight into juul panic.

by greens eatin nigga March 7, 2019

Panic Buying

Business term, whose definition is: when you panic, and you buy.

Lucy was panic buying 10000 barrel of Russian oil because she was very panicked.

by My10InchHandle January 10, 2023