panic proposal

When a guy knows he has messed up so bad that his girlfriend might break up with him so he pops the question to hook her in deeper in hopes she won't leave him.

Girl, we all know that engagement is a panic proposal, they been together four years and he knows his side chick is pregnant.

That dick thought I didn't know about those other girls! Can you believe he tried a panic proposal when I told him we were done?!

by Scarpatchy May 2, 2019

Girl In Panic

When you are so excited or overwhelmed over a new song or album. Specifically girl in red.

Person one "Have you even heard Body And Mind!?"
Person two "Yeah!! It's so relatable! I was the Girl In Panic!

by darkcatch April 30, 2021

panic at the disco

a one man band

we've all agreed to call Brendon Urie "panic at the disco" even though we know it's just him

by heymoon June 3, 2018

juul panic

The act of panicking whilst realizing one has lost their juul

Jared patted his pant pockets and did not feel his juul. He came to the conclusion it was lost. He went straight into juul panic.

by greens eatin nigga March 7, 2019

ass panic

The frantic state which begins when one must scramble to find a restroom because defecation is imminent.

I thought i had it under control, when all of the sudden i went into ass panic and had no choice but to run for the bathroom.

by Deepseacommando January 21, 2009

Brown Panic

The feeling of utter fear as you realize that toilet paper is non-existent in your dank stall. You may have to partake in an icky shuffle to clean yourself up.

Dude, I had total brown panic the other day at the concert. I thought I might have to use my hand...

by YouLooked December 2, 2014

urinal panic

The act of failing to urinate when stood at a urinal in a busy men's public toilet, despite really needing to. This is often followed by urinal miming

"I stood in the queue for 5 minutes, then got urinal panic when it was my turn to go. I just stood there pointing percy at the porcelain & nothing happened. In the end I had to do some urinal miming."

by John Superman December 6, 2013