Pal

He's not that guy

You're not that guy pal, trust me, you're not that guy

by erodey February 3, 2022

Pal

A brick wall who stops Kumon workers from reading homework

bro I cant see

Pal moment

by horatioqpantaloons November 2, 2022

bad pen pal

You meet a girl on a date, but realize you're not quite ready to get in a relationship. She calls you messy but reluctantly gives you her phone number. She then calls you her best pen pal and you talk every day on the phone. You realize later that life is short and you want more than pen pals. You ask her things like do pen pals kiss and she asks if you want to go to Mexico with her. A few months later, you find yourself renting a house next door to her but not sure how to surprise her with it.

Girl: did your phone get hacked? pen pals don't ask about kissing
Guy: I've been thinking about kissing you, I've been a bad pen pal

by #1penpal September 1, 2022

Pudding Pal

Becoming friends with cafeteria staff for the sole benefit of getting extra pudding.

Being a pudding Pal is strictly in the moment aquaintance. Not long term relationship is implied outside of the procurement of pudding.

by BA the Dork August 9, 2021

PAL

Personal Ass Licker

Yeah he’s my PAL.

Yeah she’s my PAL.

by Master Pete April 6, 2022

pal

You are a great pal if you protect Asian lives

Hey you are a great pal you protect Asian lives :)

by Stxrryshii April 4, 2021

Pal

A word only legally useable by 40+ year old white dads, who’s English lexicon is specifically limited to similar words such as: ‘bucko’ and ‘buddy’, and phrases such as: ‘newsflash’, ‘son of a gun’ and ‘listen here’

Guy 1: You’re a real asshat buddy
Guy2 Newflash pal, you’re gonna get a real beating if you don’t stop
Guy 2: You know bucko, you’re a true son of a gun

by LigmaBallsLMAO July 29, 2018