pumpkin'd

To throw pumpkins or pumpkin purée at someone or something.

Sorry, Johnny just got pumpkin'd. He'll be out of the shower in a second.

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Pumpkin Harvester

When people who aren't really farmers, but something else.

That guy isn't a farmer, he is a pumpkin harvester

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A dutch oven performed at the stroke of midnight.

Veda consummated his wedding at the stroke of midnight with a ripe pumpkin dutch oven. It was so powerful that Nishta was transformed.

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A term used to address a basketball player. This word is commonly used by a person who dislike the sport.

Man, all I can find on TV is a bunch of pumpkin chasers. Ahh, there we go. Hockey night in Canada!

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A type of massage that only trendy assholes have done.

See that Hipster? He just came back from getting a Pumpkin Spice Massage.

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Oral sex with a natural redhead.

"Hey Cliff, when you went pumpkin pieing last night did the carpet match the drapes?"

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A color of blonde that is specifically for blondes that want to continue to be blonde throughout the fall.

"Hey Allison what color are you dying your hair this fall?"
"Pumpkin blonde"

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