Dude 1: 'yo you guys, scott just checked in so he must be here somewhere. we can order in a moment, hang on.'
Dude 2: 'cool dude, but i'm warning you, some of us are starving and running out of patience.'
15 min later.
Dude 2: 'Sumbitch! where is that dude? this is retarded!'
Dude 1: 'Damn bro, i get the feeling that Scott pulled a Premature Checkinulation. lets just order, fuck him.'
Dude 2: 'cool dude, but i'm warning you, some of us are starving and running out of patience.'
15 min later.
Dude 2: 'Sumbitch! where is that dude? this is retarded!'
Dude 1: 'Damn bro, i get the feeling that Scott pulled a Premature Checkinulation. lets just order, fuck him.'
by tommypjr April 22, 2010
The flushing of an automatic toilet bowl prior to taking a shit.
This is known to happen in corporate offices with automatic flushers and after a great deal of effort has been expended to carefully lay down the paper on the seat...right before you sit down, the toilet flushes taking all the paper with it...forcing you to start again...
This is known to happen in corporate offices with automatic flushers and after a great deal of effort has been expended to carefully lay down the paper on the seat...right before you sit down, the toilet flushes taking all the paper with it...forcing you to start again...
Andrew had to take a massive crap and took great care in applying the paper to cover all parts of the dirty seat...as he turned to drop to his knees, a premature auto flushing kicked in...requiring him to hold back with all his might as he re-applied paper....
by Stanley O'Toole April 18, 2007
when your heart skips a beat.
may be perceived as a "skipped beat" or felt as palpitations in the chest. In a normal heartbeat, the ventricles contract after the atria have helped to fill them by contracting; in this way the ventricles can pump a maximized amount of blood both to the lungs and to the rest of the body . In a PVC, the ventricles contract first, which means that circulation is inefficient. However, single beat PVC arrhythmias do not usually pose a danger and can be asymptomatic in healthy individuals.1
may be perceived as a "skipped beat" or felt as palpitations in the chest. In a normal heartbeat, the ventricles contract after the atria have helped to fill them by contracting; in this way the ventricles can pump a maximized amount of blood both to the lungs and to the rest of the body . In a PVC, the ventricles contract first, which means that circulation is inefficient. However, single beat PVC arrhythmias do not usually pose a danger and can be asymptomatic in healthy individuals.1
by Hoochy Mama April 24, 2011
Looking in the back of one's textbook to "check" homework answers before actually attempting the problem.
by SamsLembas August 14, 2008
by Fungle mcDung August 16, 2010
Celebrating your candidate's victory before the fat lady sings, the dust settles and the final count is in. A serious medical problem which may result in loss of friends, credibility or face.
If you or a loved one suffers from "premature elect-elation," there IS help. Celebrating before the final count is in, is a serious problem and may result in loss of friends, credibility or face...and if you really think it's over and there are no more surprises to see...you haven't been paying attention for the past year.
by team grammatard November 08, 2016
When you are bowling and you THINK you bowled a strike, so you start celebrating by doing your little dance, but then you turn around to notice you still have pins standing.
Man, jon totally looked like an IDIOT when he thought he got that strike. He did a little breakdace move, while everyone was laughing and pointing at the lanes, he finally turuned around and realized it wasnt a strike. CLASSIC case of premature strike-ulation
by dashrendar October 10, 2007