Irish pizza

Imported cheese from China when the box says “100% Irish mozzarella “the fecking liars they are

“Irish Pizza is the nicest! But one problem is that they have Chinese cheese on them....”

by reekyborra March 20, 2020

pizza cramps

when you eat so much pizza you have cramps and can’t move

Kevin: Yo did you eat that whole pizza by yourself
Jessica: Yes now my stomach is killing me
Kevin: That’s cause you have pizza cramps

by ACM15 May 24, 2020

pizza slide

Pizza slide is when you bite into a slice of pizza and the cheese and toppings slide toward your mouth in a hot gooey avalanche, forcing you to keep chewing until all you have left is crust.

"Dude, you are having a major pizza slide! Just keep nom-nommin' or you're going to have it all over you!"

by WordJones January 11, 2013

pizza tower

the hit game

man i love pizza tower

by MarioNLuigi64 April 9, 2023

Messy Pizza

A sexual scenario in which the woman is on her period and penetrated by the male at a high frequency, thus causing blood to spread across her thighs. Once the "sauce" is spread and the male party is reaching climax, he will then pull his penis out (and remove condom if present,) just before ejaculating across her thighs leaving cum dripping down the blood as the "mozzarella cheese" to cover the "sauce".

"Cody totally gave Janet the messy pizza the other night."
"Derek isn't gonna be at the party tonight, he and Paris are busy making messy pizzas."

by Richard Anus February 4, 2021

Nose Pizza

A euphemism for cocaine

“Lemme get a slice of some nose pizza”

by Dunkin_Johnson December 7, 2021

Cheese Pizza

Child pornography. Yeah.

"Dude, did you hear ___ got arrested for owning 'cheese pizza'"? "Holy shit, man."

by a funni meme February 3, 2015