by Darraghdaly July 12, 2016
A chunky Mexican that is best friends with Stevan Hawking and Pablo Eskebar. Pedro Hoffmann goes on wild adventures in Jurrasic park and drug dealing runs with Stevan and Ben.
Did you see that Pedro Hoffmann was arrested the other day. Did you see how thicc Pedro hoffmann is looking today?
by Donaldhumpylumpymexican September 07, 2020
by Pony dude101 March 31, 2018
The most perfect man in the universe with slutty knee stances, deliciously broad shoulders, puppy dog eyes and a beautiful mustache.
He's your daddy.
He's your daddy.
Me: I want jose pedro balmaceda pascal to grab my neck and make me beg
Friend: I thought you said you wanted to lay in his arms until your daddy issues went away
Me: ...This is the way.
Friend: I thought you said you wanted to lay in his arms until your daddy issues went away
Me: ...This is the way.
by It’s true. January 10, 2024
by yellowbumhole January 17, 2020
Total scrub, has the skinniest dick, sweats like a river in bed and is rejected by every girl he sees, sucks at anything he does and is very dumb
by Buuuuuu February 28, 2017
See that? That stupid fucking illegal Pedro got a slap on the hand $100 bond for a DWI and got released from jail.. should've deported his sorry ass back to fucking Mexico where he belongs
by NorpockHater June 16, 2022