by Berc April 20, 2020

The most perfect man in the universe with slutty knee stances, deliciously broad shoulders, puppy dog eyes and a beautiful mustache.
He's your daddy.
He's your daddy.
Me: I want jose pedro balmaceda pascal to grab my neck and make me beg
Friend: I thought you said you wanted to lay in his arms until your daddy issues went away
Me: ...This is the way.
Friend: I thought you said you wanted to lay in his arms until your daddy issues went away
Me: ...This is the way.
by It’s true. January 9, 2024

the guy that was hella loyal to me and hella freaky with me i made out with him by a math class i miss him so much like bae come back
by robloxIover69 January 26, 2024

by Truth no cap January 31, 2022

A Short God At Fortnite. He is Mexican But white skin tone (not too white) He Can Get A Girl But Never asks out anybody so sad for him.
by Hi it’s ELSHORTMEXICANO January 2, 2019

by candiesmakemerush April 30, 2024

by Pedrobumgarner June 12, 2018
