pedro simões

Total scrub, has the skinniest dick, sweats like a river in bed and is rejected by every girl he sees, sucks at anything he does and is very dumb

"Pedro Simões is a skinny penis"

by Buuuuuu February 28, 2017

Pedro Ribeiro

He is an enormous douchebag who loves penis for breakfast because he has a small penis . Sometimes he is so fcking annoying and people just want to kill that cunt . He is the worst person you could ever know!

Danny-"Whats his disease?"
Phil-"People call that "Pedro Ribeiro" "
Danny-"Sounds disgusting"
Phil-"Yeah, indeed..."

by Tigae October 13, 2016

Pervy Pedro

You shave your pubes and keep the trimmings. Then, later that night, you jizz a mustache on a girl and sprinkle the cut pubes on her face

I heard Andy Maks gave his girl the old pervy pedro last night.

by Lews Therin October 19, 2019

Pedro

Pedro is a man that everyone needs in their life. Weather they need a shoulder to lean on, someone good looking to admire, or a dependable realtor, Pedro is your guy.

You probably don't want him around your parents, because they will want to adopt him for his loving and dependable persona Klotz and will ultimately forget about you.

Wow, where did you find that Pedro guy? He's awesome.

Pedro has a real estate license? I definitely need to use him.

by BestInvestor420 November 22, 2021

Pedro

A guy which is nice but the girls don’t know who he is because he is a gentleman but could be mean if you hurt his friend

Pedro is such a nice guy he protected his friend no matter what

by Anonymous doge November 21, 2021

Pedro

He is a sweet guy when you meet him, best personality, smiles a lot, is part of the lgbtq community, he can be rude at times, makes mistakes like all humans.

pedro is the best.
I wish I was Pedro.

by unknown2021352345 November 21, 2021

Pedro

Pedro is a very smart kid he’s dumb and he’s very smart he simps for sum1 like Bri and he only likes her he’s very much a simp

Pedro Someone who simps for you know who

by Who_knows November 21, 2021