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Probably very short and not very bright. Might be a fortnite kid, or just has a whiny personality.
Person A: “Have you met Parker?”

Person B: “I would rather shoot myself.”
Parker by gay.llama February 20, 2023
Parker is my hentai daddy
Parker by Sophiasabitch March 16, 2023
Parker is a guy that will always fall in love with girls that goes by Phoebe, and Reagan. He is so hot that he doesn't hire bodyguards, they pay him to be the bodyguard. He also has a massive cock, when Goku saw it, he said ¨ IT'S OVER 9000!¨.
Parker's 900928th Bodyguard: Parker is so cool, I wish I could be his bodyguard.
*Goku still surprised at how massive it was.*
Parker by ImTIger May 4, 2023
Parker’s are funny and handsome at first but after a bit they usually leave you or stop talking to you because they think that they’re “too cool to hang” with anyone but his guy friends. When seeing parker you usually have to question if he’s gay or not because he does some sus stuff with his friends. he always goes through girlfriends really fast and can be annoying.
person 1: i have such a big crush on parker.
person 2: girl he is such a player and after you actually get to really know him for a while he’s not so great.
Parker by deez6_9 July 13, 2023
a kid with a big black cock and likes big bunda
parker is my bestfriend
parker by jordanlikespee May 29, 2023
A NAME FOR POPULAR BOYS. HE'S NORMALLY a blonde hair cutie WITH A TINY PONYTAIL. HE HAS TONES OF FRIENDS. USUALLY, HIS 2 FRIENDS ARE CALLED MAX AND RAFIEL.
AWWW, LOOK AT THAT CUTIE.
IMA BE THE FIRST TO DATE HIM.
DATES PARKER
PARKER by qwaesrty June 12, 2023