deck chair

getting folded , having a big weekend and coming out on the scattered side. Sunday your a deck chair .

bill- geees you're acting like a deck chair just folded.

sunny- i aint a chair

bill- yeah but your acting folded . folded like a ikea deck chair.

by Queenbe3 December 11, 2021

Double deck

To punch someone so hard in the face,or K.O their ass 2 times it makes them feel like they pass out twice.

“Bro.. did that dude just get double decked!!”
“Yeah bruh his shit got cranked!”

by BigBoiIBTC March 30, 2020

Mopping the Deck

Mopping the Deck in when you are about to cum you pull out cum on her then hold your erect penis like the handle of a mop and your balls and the mop head and mop that shit up

Guy 1: yo my girl is so into pirates I treated her to mopping the deck
Guy 2: dude I tried that with my girlfriend last month now shes mine for good

by SocksScandals March 15, 2019

Deck Jewellery

A person or persons sitting on the deck of a sailing yacht making no useful contribution to the running of the boat.

"She's just Deck Jewellery sitting up there."

by BinoMan June 2, 2010

deck of aces

A group of aces (asexual people)

Oh I can’t come, I’m going with my deck of aces

by Theaceone May 8, 2019

Spawner Deck

Used by assholes who have no real skill in the game of Clash Royale. Makes use of cheap card that deploy as many troops as possible. They do not win towers but make games last until the end so they win by damage. People like this usually smell like shit and can be found scraping gamer gunk out of their varied orifices. They also will brag about all the money they’ve spent on various mobile games.

Get a load of this asshole. He is such a pussy that he’s using a Spawner Deck.

by The Scarlet L June 26, 2021

deck dresser

A girl who uses a photo of herself in a dress on a deck or porch as her profile photo on social media. Sometimes carries an implication of blandness or “basic.”

Brad: “Hey, a girl just messaged me on Facebook!”
Chad: “Yeah she’s cute but she’s a total deck dresser.”

by Maloons July 29, 2020