When a pro player plays something like DotA or CS, constantly owning, and then some random noob comes into the room or netcafe, the pro player suddenly starts to die and lose. This is caused by noob aura. It is very serious problem. The only way you can get rid of it is to kick the noob out of the room, netcafe etc etc. When you do this, your pro skills are returning to you instantly and you start to own again.
Pro player(playing dota): Double kill! Oh yeah! Triple kill!!! Oh yeah!!
Noob enters the netcafe: Hey guys. What's up? Wow you play dota! I have to watch!
Pro player: OMFG I DIED! FFS! SOMEONE KICK THAT NOOB OUT, HE IS SPREADING NOOB AURA! FAST BEFORE WE ALL START TO SUCK AS HELL.
Noob gets kicked out of netcafe.
Pro player: OH YEAH DOUBLE KILL AGAIN! RAPE THEM! GO FOR THE RAX!
Noob enters the netcafe: Hey guys. What's up? Wow you play dota! I have to watch!
Pro player: OMFG I DIED! FFS! SOMEONE KICK THAT NOOB OUT, HE IS SPREADING NOOB AURA! FAST BEFORE WE ALL START TO SUCK AS HELL.
Noob gets kicked out of netcafe.
Pro player: OH YEAH DOUBLE KILL AGAIN! RAPE THEM! GO FOR THE RAX!
by Branch53 January 28, 2010
Get the noob aura mug.One on call of duty mw2 which uses a grenade launcher. Usually they'll have this for perks: One man army, danger close, and commando. The noob tubing fag is very annoying and the only way to get rid of him is to do the same thing.
A player: OMFG noob tubing fag fucking cunt licker get a life
Noob tubing fag: HAHA u got owned by my grenade launcher.
Noob tubing fag: HAHA u got owned by my grenade launcher.
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by MGtheGANG November 26, 2011
Get the Cool Story Noob (a.k.a CSN) mug.dialouge that is often said by noobs. This includes begging, bragging how much they hack, or just being a noob.
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by teh_pwnerer123 September 3, 2008
Get the noob talk mug.Usually someone that is new to metal that knows of and listens only to the music of Metallica, considering them heaviest, best, fastest music on the planet. They also somehow get the idea that they have dominant musical knowledge of everyone else in the room because of this. Metallica noobs are known to constantly complain about how Metallica sold out with The Black Album. They also use "death metal," "black metal," and "thrash metal" interchangeably (despite their vast differences) when describing bands other than Metallica, then claim that they "don't give a fuck about genres" when they are corrected by real metal fans. Most of these kids probably listen to Slipknot.
Metallica Noob: Metallica is the best metal band ever d00d! Master of Puppets is the greatest album ever! It's so heavy and fast! Dave Mustaine is gay! Rock on!
Me: Metallica's a great band, but thrash is just one type of metal that will eventually start to get old. You should check out some death metal like Cannibal Corpse or Bloodbath. It's not quite fast but a little bit heavier. Or maybe even some 90's black metal like Dissection. And I happen to like Megadeth, bitch.
MN: Shut up, poser. You don't know anything about metal.
Me: Metallica's a great band, but thrash is just one type of metal that will eventually start to get old. You should check out some death metal like Cannibal Corpse or Bloodbath. It's not quite fast but a little bit heavier. Or maybe even some 90's black metal like Dissection. And I happen to like Megadeth, bitch.
MN: Shut up, poser. You don't know anything about metal.
by Naakrath February 11, 2007
Get the metallica noob mug.A person new to an online game. It is not to be confused with "newb". A newb is somebody new to an online game who is calm, sensible, intelligent and willing to learn. While a noob is a person new to an online game who think they are better then everyone else, usually stupid, arogant, have horrible grammer, in MMORPGs are usually annoying beggars.
Newb: "Hey man do you know how to get to This river? i cant find it."
Exp Player: " yeah just go through that cave and you should see it"
Newb: "thanks a lot man"
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Noob: " I CNAT FIDN tEH pRviER LOLOLOLOLLOLOULOLIOLILOLOL!!!!!11!!!11!1111!! WHERE IS IT!!!!1!!1!/????//???? LoLOLOLoLolOLOlOLoI ROxxor!!!111!!" Exp Player: "Stfu noob"
Noob: "HYE STFU DIKC ILL PQN JOO!!111!11! I REPORT YU I SEE UYO HAXOR lOLoLolOlololoROFLROFLROFLROLROFLO!!11!1!1!SDFHBG"
Exp Player: (Kills noob)....
Exp Player: " yeah just go through that cave and you should see it"
Newb: "thanks a lot man"
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Noob: " I CNAT FIDN tEH pRviER LOLOLOLOLLOLOULOLIOLILOLOL!!!!!11!!!11!1111!! WHERE IS IT!!!!1!!1!/????//???? LoLOLOLoLolOLOlOLoI ROxxor!!!111!!" Exp Player: "Stfu noob"
Noob: "HYE STFU DIKC ILL PQN JOO!!111!11! I REPORT YU I SEE UYO HAXOR lOLoLolOlololoROFLROFLROFLROLROFLO!!11!1!1!SDFHBG"
Exp Player: (Kills noob)....
by titsmcjizz December 9, 2008
Get the noob mug.When you are playing a game with a lobby, (for ex. C.o.d mw2), and a whole bunch of zero-skilled Nobbs join, shooting all over the place. Similar event can happen in World of Warcraft when you are playing and some noobs only target you.
You: "O.k imma snipe that guy!"
noob 1: "bang bang bang!
noob 2: gets rpg* BOOOM!!
You: runs for cover*
noob: 3:looks for you*
noob 4: shoots all over the place*
You: $#!&! Its a Noobapolypse!!!!!
Noob 5: shoots*
You: gets shot by noobs and dies.
noob 1: "bang bang bang!
noob 2: gets rpg* BOOOM!!
You: runs for cover*
noob: 3:looks for you*
noob 4: shoots all over the place*
You: $#!&! Its a Noobapolypse!!!!!
Noob 5: shoots*
You: gets shot by noobs and dies.
by _-=Dux151istehpwnzor=-_ June 20, 2011
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