maternal lie

A small lie that your mother tells you to make you feel better, which generally does not work because you know it is a lie. Usually pertains to physical appearance.

Son (with throbbing pimple on nose):
"Mom, I have a horrible zit on my face!"

Mother (with a sympathetic look):
"Oh, honey, it's not noticeable at all."

Son (grumbling):
"What a maternal lie!"

by dinosaurturtle January 21, 2010

Lie Support

Lie Support is the support your friends give to your lie when someone begins to question it. Usually to back up the lie so it is more believable. Situations can include lies to family, other friends, or your Boyfriend/Girlfriend.

Girlfriend - "So you were all out all night helping your helping a soup kitchen?"
Your Friend - "Yeah, we thought it would be nice to help out people who don't have a home of their own."
Girlfriend - "That is SO nice of you!"
-Girlfriend Leaves-

You - "Thanks for the Lie Support man, that was close"
Your Friend - "No problem"

by Adramel December 20, 2009

Lie Cakes

When someone is feeding you lies they're feeding you "lie cakes". Usually this phrase includes something about becoming fat because of all the "lie cakes" you are being fed.

"I have three girlfriends and a horn on my head"

"Lie cakes! I'm becoming fat because of all the lie cakes you're feeding me!"

by POTATOPOTATOMARSHMALLOW! May 4, 2009

the cake is a lie

When a transsexual tricks a strait male into thinking he's a girl in bed.

Hugo: So I said, 'Hey, let's turn on the lights..'

Hugo: Then she said, 'Oh silly, you can have the garage okay. The porche is still in the shop..'

Jerry Springer: So you slept with a guy?

Hugo: I ain't gonna lie Jerry.. The cake is a lie. * He's then punched in the nose and the transsexual yells, 'Oh no you d-ent' and someones wig falls off in the tussel, Jerry picks up the hair and makes a mustache with it

Jerry Springer: *Walks off stage and plays pocket pool* We'll be back!

by Leeping Larry July 17, 2011

love lie

two men living to gether and thay say there not

simon say's to shane "are we going home" targit say's "what together u to in some love lie then a" and shane say's "no not together" and wait till there outside befor kissing and both saying sorry to

by sim.com January 11, 2011

the cake is a lie

The phrase the cake is a lie had it's origins on one of the *chans. It started in the lolicon image board also called "/cake/" or "Delicious Cake" (Lolicon being drawn pornography depicting small children doing sexual favors.) On certain chans (Which will go unnamed) the /cake/ board shows picture of real small children instead of drawn. similar to their /jb/ or jailbait boards. Some of these picture can be found with a tag on them saying "Open with winrar". When you do this these certain picture open text documents with links or bat info that leads to child porn or "CP". when people would open these in winrar most of the time they would be linked to such a website as Goatse or tubgirl. The receiver of "CP" would then return to the original thread and tag it with the phrase "The cake is a lie" cake being Child Porn. This phrase is often mistaken for portal where at the end you are rewarded with cake promised throughout the game only to have it taken away. But that would leave incorrect. The meaning of this phrase was lost some time ago and was only brought back when portal was introduced and it fit so well.

"Open in WinRawr"

"OMG DUDE WTF"

"The cake is a lie"

by FPSBP Anon March 16, 2008

lie of omission

Something your girlfriend makes up to make you feel bad about doing something she doesn't know about.

IT's NOT A LIE if they don't ask about it

"If you dont tell me after you cheat on your a liar. its a lie of omission."

by lizban al la franchisekma April 7, 2007