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Nah, I'd Win

Jujutsufolk brainrot
literally any character imaginable: nah, i'd win
by BojackHorseface January 11, 2024
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Nah i'd win

It's a mistranslated phrase from anime and manga Jujutsu Kaizen, means that person is not completely, but sure that he will win or do something
Person 1: Do you think he will beat you?
Person 2: Nah i'd win
by _J0hnny_ April 28, 2024
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If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.
I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.
by QuacksO October 22, 2023
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I'd hit that

Commonly refering to sexual intercourse but can also be used to: Marijuana, cannabis, joints, bongs, etc.
A: Hey, what do you think about this?
B: Uhhh, nice joint! I'd hit that!

C: No way, I'd totally hit that but on a bong!
by SKPG September 29, 2015
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Nah I'd win

"Nah I'd win" is a phrase used by Go/jo in chapter 221 of the hit manga Jujutsu Kisen, the phrase is commonly used to cope with a week break taken by the author of the manga Gege Akutami. The phrase eventually brought the birth of the humanity extinction event, Lobotomy Kisen.
Doubter: "Would you lose?"
You: " Nah I'd win"
by Cait_b1 December 17, 2023
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I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still
I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still
by derogatoryterms September 29, 2022
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i'd really rather never

To want to avoid an obvious life experience
She asked if I wanted to eat bull's balls, but of course I had to say I'd really rather never.
by GlazeHer July 20, 2017
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