1. An arrogant ass-sucker who could find irony in a blowjob, but could not find a way out of his or her own sphincter
2. Someone who mistakenly considers himself or herself cooler (i.e. more "hip"), smarter, and more open-minded than others due to a misplaced sense of self-worth; also likes to refer to himself or herself as a "hipster"
2. Someone who mistakenly considers himself or herself cooler (i.e. more "hip"), smarter, and more open-minded than others due to a misplaced sense of self-worth; also likes to refer to himself or herself as a "hipster"
Examples
1. Jason's hipster girlfriend gave him oral sex, then found it ironic that his jizz tasted like the food he had for dinner.
2. While sniffing her anus to confirm that her shit did not indeed stink, Jason's hipster girlfriend managed to stick part of her face into her butt. The paramedics had to come dislodge her head from her ass.
3. Some hipster was preaching about the differences between Plato and Aristotle on the street-corner. He had never read the works of Plato, nor of Aristotle, but he was convinced of his authority on the matter because he had good grades in classes other than philosophy and he wore hipster glasses with a hipster hairstyle.
1. Jason's hipster girlfriend gave him oral sex, then found it ironic that his jizz tasted like the food he had for dinner.
2. While sniffing her anus to confirm that her shit did not indeed stink, Jason's hipster girlfriend managed to stick part of her face into her butt. The paramedics had to come dislodge her head from her ass.
3. Some hipster was preaching about the differences between Plato and Aristotle on the street-corner. He had never read the works of Plato, nor of Aristotle, but he was convinced of his authority on the matter because he had good grades in classes other than philosophy and he wore hipster glasses with a hipster hairstyle.
by Biggest Daddy January 2, 2014
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Don't be such a Hipster.
What a Hipster!
Mom, do you Hipster?
Don't be such a Hipster.
What a Hipster!
Mom, do you Hipster?
by Grundlefly April 6, 2014
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Hipster: I don't know how I will be able to make it through the day if I wear this awful mainstream garbage. I need to be unique as can be.
John: Shut the fuck up you special snowflake, go drink bleach and cleanse the disgrace of your inner-self.
John: Shut the fuck up you special snowflake, go drink bleach and cleanse the disgrace of your inner-self.
by curmudgeon001 December 17, 2013
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The hipster sat by and pontificated on the primitive and unimaginative use of tires as his Prius's flat was fixed by his father.
by The Angry Vet November 25, 2015
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Ex.: The movie became so successful, its director had risen out of obscurity much to the dismay of her hipster audience.
by Kredford45 January 27, 2015
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Hipster: you listen to the mainstream radio? Pffft, you're one of the sheeple.
Me: Wow, you're so much cooler than me. Congratulations. What an incredibly important accomplishment!
Me: Wow, you're so much cooler than me. Congratulations. What an incredibly important accomplishment!
by Army wife November 4, 2013
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