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Nascared

To 'Nascar' is to incompletely shake the urine out of one's penis prior to returning the penis back to the pants, resulting in a urine spot visible to the observer.
"Hey man, thanks for holding my beer while I was peeing."
"No problem. Whoa, Dick Trickle, you Nascared!"
by skisotope July 18, 2007
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nascar pants

Wearing pants hiked up to one's nipples with a Nascar T-shirt tucked in with a belt, in preperation for watching a Nascar event.
I thought he was hot until I noticed his Nascar pants.
by janiegrrl13 September 29, 2009
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NASCAR

Faggot,"Hey NASCAR is on."
Jacob Dinkelman,"Nobody gives a fuck it's NASCAR. Let's watch a real sport."
by Waterloo Anon November 4, 2016
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NASCAR

NASCAR is the Greatest Form of Auto Racing. F1 is a NON-Competitive sport. I only saw Schumacher win 99.9% of all formula 1 races. NASCAR's Nextel Cup series has the most loyal fans and outnumbers the amount of Formula 1 races 36 to 19. The NASCAR Busch Series runs 34 races. The NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series has 24 races. The NASCAR Wheelen Modified Series has 19 races.

NASCAR has the most loyal fans, who are loyal to the sponsors of NASCAR. NASCAR is also looking to build a speedway in the New York City Area.

NASCAR divers like to show up to greet their fans, not only at the NASCAR tracks, but at local tracks, they even race in some events to give the fans a look at their skills.

NASCAR has alot of superstars, Jeff Gordon and Dale Earnhardt Jr are NASCAR's most popular drivers. Jeff Gordon won 4 NASCAR Cup Championships. Dale Earnhardt Jr won the 2004 Daytona 500. Jeff Gordon became the first NASCAR driver to host Saturday Night Live in 2002.
The #24 Dupont Chevy Monte Carlo beat the Wangs Rice Shop Honda
by joe c December 13, 2004
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nicca

that nicca gone crazy.
by gangsta chick 619 September 11, 2003
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nascar (adj.)

Used to describe something beyond terrible. Derived from the name of a pointless hobby (not sport) that involves making wide, left-hand turns for hours on end.
Oh man, that infection on my bathing suit area is totally nascar.
by BenB June 8, 2005
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nascar

Something niggers have yet to take over. Surprising because of their car stealing and police chase background.
There aint no niggers in NASCAR.
by Bubba February 12, 2005
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