nick

(Adj.) Slient, self-righteously cynical, and otherwise devoid of emotion with notably poor taste in music. Pretty Hopkins-based and prone to sleeping on the couch.

How nick is the band, "a perfect circle?"

That dude in solitary confinement ripping out his hair and eating feces is feeling so nick right now.
by Kenneth Samuelson III November 01, 2007
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1) (noun) a meaningless "relationship" lasting anywhere from an hour to a week or two

2) (verb) to have one of these relationships
1) "I pulled a nick and we broke up after three days"

2) "I nicked him"
by Carls Barkley March 30, 2007
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Nick

A tall, lanky, slender boy with a surprisingly large penis. He likes to hang out in dark offices with old men and be their journalism man-slave. He also likes to role-play detectives and pelvic thrust, sometimes doing both at once. A big fan of liberalism, jacks off to Obama. You can spot Nicks in their natural habitat - country clubs and other spots frequented by old white people. Likes to be called "Le Tigre" or some other variation in bed. Enjoys backbenders given by temptresses. He gets with lots of women but always wines and dines them beforehand, usually at a pizza place.
I had sex with Nick last week and I can barely walk.
by letigre269 November 30, 2011
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Nicked

To be make an effort and get absolutely barred
LOL Nick just got nicked by Tori how embarrassing
by gregeth August 28, 2010
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nick

a asshole that pulls nothing but sloppy hoes if anything
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Nick

A class-A asshole who finds pleasure in ruining someone's life. Someone with no conscience and no heart. A coward who runs from his problems and treats girls like trash. Yet somehow there is something about him that makes every girl fall at his feet.
That girl killed herself because of what he said and Nick just laughed.
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nicking

the act of someone sucking the life out of a room just by walking into it. being entirely pessimistic about everything. being a bandwagon fan. picking your acne in public places. not having a facebook and refusing to talk to women.
why don't you have a facebook? are you nicking me in my mouth right now?
by penetrated owl July 01, 2011
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