North Peruvian nickel stack

The act of defecating in the bank drive thru suction tube canister and sending it to the teller before they send your lollipop over.

First national bank hates it when I make my deposit of the north Peruvian nickel stack, it’s technically street legal and a legitimate transaction.

by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022

Nickel and Dime Economics

Governments tax people through excess fees, legal penalties, and other forms of taxation in the hope to recoup revenue.

one city in Missouri imposed many new fines and taxes to add revenue to their budget. The method they implemented is called Nickel and Dime Economics

by jondich September 20, 2022

Licking Nickels

Giggling while orgasiming.

Steve stormed out last night, I mean, I don’t really blame him, I thought about his epic failure trying to find my clit, but eventually he did and I was licking nickels something fierce. Oops.

by Philly B9 December 25, 2018

Hip nickel

A replacement for "cool cat".

That boi in his new duds is looking like a real hip nickel

by Slemonacc June 3, 2020

Dick Nickeler

Someone who Nickels Dicks, usually by running Nickels across them in a rolling fashion.

Sometimes used as an insult, usually against women.

1: Hey babe, can you Nickel my Dick?

2: Shut up you dirty Dick Nickeler!

by DannyTrainsDubs January 25, 2023

shiniest nickel in the piggy bank

when a person is so unintelligent that they cannot comprehend even the most remedial concepts of education

Jerome did not understand what the scientific term for water, h2o was - he damn sure is not the shiniest nickel in the piggy bank.

by Samran53 December 22, 2020

shit nickel

The scab that a herpes leaves on your upper lip

I made out with a stripper and now I have a shit nickel

by idontcareokayfck July 30, 2020