Nick

A tall, lanky, slender boy with a surprisingly large penis. He likes to hang out in dark offices with old men and be their journalism man-slave. He also likes to role-play detectives and pelvic thrust, sometimes doing both at once. A big fan of liberalism, jacks off to Obama. You can spot Nicks in their natural habitat - country clubs and other spots frequented by old white people. Likes to be called "Le Tigre" or some other variation in bed. Enjoys backbenders given by temptresses. He gets with lots of women but always wines and dines them beforehand, usually at a pizza place.

I had sex with Nick last week and I can barely walk.

by letigre269 November 30, 2011

Nicked

To be make an effort and get absolutely barred

LOL Nick just got nicked by Tori how embarrassing

by gregeth August 28, 2010

nick

a asshole that pulls nothing but sloppy hoes if anything

Stop acting like a nick!

by ifukbitches June 11, 2014

Nick

A class-A asshole who finds pleasure in ruining someone's life. Someone with no conscience and no heart. A coward who runs from his problems and treats girls like trash. Yet somehow there is something about him that makes every girl fall at his feet.

That girl killed herself because of what he said and Nick just laughed.

by bbbiiitttccchhh1029384756r June 8, 2014

nicking

the act of someone sucking the life out of a room just by walking into it. being entirely pessimistic about everything. being a bandwagon fan. picking your acne in public places. not having a facebook and refusing to talk to women.

why don't you have a facebook? are you nicking me in my mouth right now?

by penetrated owl July 2, 2011

nick

hes a cunt eating piece of shit

damn that guy seemed like a nick

by THE BEET YEET March 11, 2019

Nick

Nick (pronounced NICK, rhymes with DICK)

Noun.

Male, awesome, usually found gaming and eating. May pronounce things wrong, but makes up for it by being adorable.

Verb.
To do something extremely well, so well, that you may just have an IQ of 180.

Adjective.
Totally and completely perfect.

Examples include:

1. Person A: Where's Nick?

Person B: Oh, you know him, probably off somewhere, being perfect.

2. Person X: Omg, I just Nick'd that test today.

Person Y: Shit, you aced it? Amazing.

3. Person A: How do I say he is perfect and amazing and that I want to spend the rest of my life with him?

Person B: Just say that he's Nick.

by pizzaparty October 14, 2016