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Nick

A tall, lanky, slender boy with a surprisingly large penis. He likes to hang out in dark offices with old men and be their journalism man-slave. He also likes to role-play detectives and pelvic thrust, sometimes doing both at once. A big fan of liberalism, jacks off to Obama. You can spot Nicks in their natural habitat - country clubs and other spots frequented by old white people. Likes to be called "Le Tigre" or some other variation in bed. Enjoys backbenders given by temptresses. He gets with lots of women but always wines and dines them beforehand, usually at a pizza place.
I had sex with Nick last week and I can barely walk.
by letigre269 November 30, 2011
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Nicked

To be make an effort and get absolutely barred
LOL Nick just got nicked by Tori how embarrassing
by gregeth August 28, 2010
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Nick

A class-A asshole who finds pleasure in ruining someone's life. Someone with no conscience and no heart. A coward who runs from his problems and treats girls like trash. Yet somehow there is something about him that makes every girl fall at his feet.
That girl killed herself because of what he said and Nick just laughed.
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nick

a asshole that pulls nothing but sloppy hoes if anything
by ifukbitches June 11, 2014
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nicking

the act of someone sucking the life out of a room just by walking into it. being entirely pessimistic about everything. being a bandwagon fan. picking your acne in public places. not having a facebook and refusing to talk to women.
why don't you have a facebook? are you nicking me in my mouth right now?
by penetrated owl July 2, 2011
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Nick

Piece of shit sociopath who everyone ends up hating in the end. He sees people as objects and tricks them into thinking he is nice until he reveals himself as the extremely lame and unreliable wet poop tissue he is.
Ew nick is here
by Allnicksoldfriends March 2, 2017
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Nick

An all around amazing guy who will never give up on you. He is funny, caring, trustworthy, and can be a bit dirty minded at times. He is the kind of guy who you can call at 3 AM crying and he will always be there to cheer you up. He always knows what to say. He can feel insecure about a few things, but is perfect even though he may not believe he is. Nick is also very athletic. He will always protect anyone who comes into his life. He will always be there to pick you back up when you put yourself down.
Person: I am so ugly. My face should be on American horror story. You can’t convince me otherwise. I’m not wrong.
Nick: yes you are. You are a beautiful person inside and out.
by Unigirl4528 February 17, 2019
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