A tall, lanky, slender boy with a surprisingly large penis. He likes to hang out in dark offices with old men and be their journalism man-slave. He also likes to role-play detectives and pelvic thrust, sometimes doing both at once. A big fan of liberalism, jacks off to Obama. You can spot Nicks in their natural habitat - country clubs and other spots frequented by old white people. Likes to be called "Le Tigre" or some other variation in bed. Enjoys backbenders given by temptresses. He gets with lots of women but always wines and dines them beforehand, usually at a pizza place.
by letigre269 November 30, 2011
by gregeth August 28, 2010
by ifukbitches June 11, 2014
A class-A asshole who finds pleasure in ruining someone's life. Someone with no conscience and no heart. A coward who runs from his problems and treats girls like trash. Yet somehow there is something about him that makes every girl fall at his feet.
by bbbiiitttccchhh1029384756r June 09, 2014
the act of someone sucking the life out of a room just by walking into it. being entirely pessimistic about everything. being a bandwagon fan. picking your acne in public places. not having a facebook and refusing to talk to women.
by penetrated owl July 01, 2011
Nick is a fat man. He usually only has one friend named luca. He will think he has more friends but no one really likes him. he has a gay brother and usually at one point in his life he will come out as bisexual and then pretend he didn't a week later. He also talks a lot of shit but can't take it, instead he just cries on his snapchat streaks.
by josh henry the beast August 12, 2020
by Burger Boomer March 18, 2020