Shawna newton

A bitch so crazy not even Webster has words for her.

Shawna newton so crazy even her moms has no words

by Love you cuz February 25, 2019

scott newton

A person highly associated with drug abuse and neglect.

Phil: "Hey see that guy over there?"

Jeremie: "Yeah, he such a scott newton!"

by The1BigGoon June 5, 2017

Cam Newton

He won't be forgotten even if he disappeared, but he went with the prettiest team of the 2000s over the Cardiac Cats. That was fucked up.

Cam Newton wanted to go to New England, he wanted to win again.

by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021

Cam Newton

A tree head peace of shit

Cam Newton Has a tree growing on his dam head and

by Patriots fan lmao November 1, 2020

Cam Newton

Cam Newton thinks he is over the hill because of his profession, but he's too young for retirement. His best years don't look like they're ahead of him, but he won't know if he retires, and if football is what he loves to do for a living, why would he?

Cam Newton seems to lose focus and determination more than he did in his 20's, at times he doesn't seem like the same guy he was even though he is.

by The Original Agahnim January 9, 2022

Vertical Newton

The vertical newton is an exciting, arousing, fast-paced newfangled form of foreplay that involves multiple senses by inserting the penile organ into the partner's ear. Due to the blood pressure and sensitivity to temperature of the ear, the intensity of the foreplay is heightened. Warning: not for beginners. If you are not in tune with your partner, it is very easy to damage their eardrum permanently.

"dang that girl knew just how to get me! She BEGGED for the vertical newton."

by Austin Hunkoolovin August 17, 2009

Cam Newton

He's going to be the guy that plays on 8 teams in 5 years now, for no good reason.

Cam Newton has to go out and buy a home in 5 different cities now to prepare for the next few years.

by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021