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Confused cockroach

A funny phrase to call your friend when they act confused or silly.
Brian: " Sally, isn't the assignment due tomorrow?"
Sally: "Oh, Brian! It's due on Friday, you confused cockroach!"
by ver.xital July 23, 2022
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Confusion

CONNOR IS THE DEFINITION IF CONFUSION
Oh you met Connor Yh he is confusion
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confusion

im the definition of confusion

oh like @possiblyasb then

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get your self a collins dictionary im the deffinition of confusion and theirs just a picture of me smilling
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Post-Nut Confusion

Post-Nut Confusion, (Not to be *confused* with post-nut clarity) is the feeling of confusion after you have just bust a nut. It's like you don't even know what you just watched. You don't feel shame or guilt, just straight-up confusion.
Person 1: What the fuck did I just watch. Dude, I think I just got Post-Nut Confusion right now, not even clarity. I'm just confused as hell.
by skkkys March 22, 2024
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by 😮Turtlez April 22, 2019
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Confused

Confused is comeandtasteit
Hey look comeandtasteit is confused.
by kima.avk November 3, 2020
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Seasonal Confusion

When it's changing seasons and you don't know what season it's changing to.
Today is October but are we headed into Winter or Summer? Wouldn't know. That is seasonal confusion.
by seasonal confusion October 23, 2023
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