crushing the tomato

Similar to popping the cherry, but with an overweight woman.

Taking the virginity of an overweight woman.

Guy 1: Dude, I totally popped Becky's cherry last night.
Guy 2: Bro, Becky is like 250 pounds, you weren't popping the cherry, you were crushing the tomato.

by datmanydocris April 25, 2016

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Get the crushing the tomatomug.

Spicy tomato

A sexually attractive person

Have you seen Janice in accounting? She's a real spicy tomato.

by Not Mr. Anderson October 14, 2016

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Get the Spicy tomatomug.

squished tomato

When a male with a large penis "squishes" or "destroys" a white females vagina while on her period.

" I bet that girl Amado got her squished tomato yesterday"

by DYLANRAPESAMADO69 May 29, 2018

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Get the squished tomatomug.

Shortly after planting tomatoes in the urban garden in your backyard, patio, balconey, hydroponic or inverted planter, you notice that everyone else's tomato plants are taller, leafier, greener and possessing more and bigger tomatoes than your plants.

"How are your tomato plants coming along?" Zeke asked Dana.
"They suck! I have serious tomato-envy because Rhoda planted her's TWO WEEKS after I did and she already has tomatoes! I have one measly little green one!" Dana replied.

by bingo lingo May 12, 2010

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Get the tomato-envymug.

Tomato Syndrome

Tomato Syndrome is a syndrome with short-lasting effects. It's when your face turns red and you grow green hair. Tomato Syndrome has many causes, it can happen when you sit in the sun for too long, when you laugh too hard, when you eat too many tomatoes, just about everything can cause it.

The symptoms will go away after a few minutes to an hour. If symptoms persist, go see a doctor.

Jack: *is dying from laughter and starts to turn red, one of the early signs of Tomato Syndrome*

Jill: There you go, you laughed so hard that you got Tomato Syndrome! Now we have to wait for you to go back to normal.

by pizzacato July 12, 2021

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