myspace

a place for retarded people who like to gain their amount of friends by adding random people they don't even know.
person 1: HAHAHA LOL LOOK AT THIS PERSONS MYSPACE LMFAO
person 2: AHAHAHAHA OMFG IM SO ADDING HER!
person 1: -.- you add everyone
person 2: what do you expect its myspace :D
by sophay_lmfao January 16, 2008
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A soul sucking social networking site, watched over by the all-knowing Dashboard Confessional loving overlord Tom. It has taken over bands and comedians, and occasionally causes an empty-headed push-up bra clad blond teenage girl to be kidnapped and murdered by a balding 40-something pervert.

It turns the common person into a predetorial animal, causing them to see who can get the most friends and pits ally against ally when one is removed or moved down a spot on their Top 8.
I visit Myspace five times a day, even when I know I don't have any new messages or comments.

Someone with a life: Dude, Tom is just a bot.
Random myspace-crazed teenager: ZOMG STFU TOM IS REAL!!
by Random Emo May 29, 2007
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A HIGHLY overrated website that 95% of the world's population seems to be completely obsessed with.
Myspace = completely useless crap...
by CreatureOfTheNight July 28, 2006
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If you think of the Internet as a human body, MySpace is its worst form of cancer...
Cancer kills people and destroys lives unless managed properly...
I think you see how MySpace is similar to cancer now
by Dave John Scott Ward the 1st September 06, 2006
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Myspace is a site that is based fully on getting more "friends." The term is called "whoring." It is all a big race to get 543279543279420798 friends more than Tom, the maker of Myspace. To be a "popular" Myspacer, you must be "scene"(a label much like punk,prep,goth,emo, etc.)
This site is very addicting.
I advise you do not start one.
myspace.com/sceneXcore
"lolz I love your hair! It's so myspace scene!
by haha! Lauren! April 26, 2006
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The internet version of peer pressure. Completey pointless profiling website that kids join to be cool and prove their popularity despite the fact that the people in their school with the most fulfilling and enjoyable lives who are invariably cool do not use myspace.
myspace comment exmaple:
Sexygal147: Heya babes y am i not in ur top 10 contacts? It doesnt matter coz i hav 540 more friends than you and I've passed them in school at least once.
by Jonny MW September 08, 2006
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When used in VERB form!

1. (General Usage) Such as 'myspacing'', it basically means wasting time just being on myspace, browsing whatever and taking care of general buisness, such as checking comments, blogging, stalking people, changing your page, etc. etc. etc.

2. Can also be used as a direct synonym for messaging
1. a. Latest Update: 04:12PM PST, Tuesday, September 5th.
The site "should be offline for 2 hours, so if you've got some important myspacing to do, get prepared!"

1. b. Dude! Last night I swear I myspaced for about 3 hours and got absolutely no homework done.

2. OMG! Why weren't you at the party on Friday? I myspaced you like 80 times asking if you were going...
by Super Starri September 06, 2006
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