Myles Mutations

When your skin starts bubbling, bumps explode on your face and your head gets longer.

OMG! Johnny is having a Myles Mutations, HUS SKIN IS BUBBLING UP!!!

by Nugget tip January 15, 2020

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closet multitasking

Closet multitasking is when you show up for remote meetings pretending to be in attendance but really working on something else.

Bob: Did you hear in the staff meeting that no one can take vacation in February?
Jane: No. Did Fred say that?
Bob: Absolutely. What were you closet multitasking?

The Boss: Jim, How are sales doing?
Me: crickets - no reply
The Boss: WTF, Jim? You closet multitasking?

by jfburke619 January 26, 2021

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UNPREDICTABLE MULTITASKING

PSYCHObabble

I know what I am doing as this throws you through a loop my UNPREDICTABLE MULTITASKING as you implying PSYCHO because I don't finish something when you expect ,Vis an insult to have to walk around the other day in a RIPPED DRESS which as you know can be quite dangerous as a lot of people use play on words tactics for attacks and that is not PSYCHObabble.

by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 7, 2021

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Orgasmic Mutation

The act of nature imposed on a human mid coitus, transitioning genes into a primal form, essentially transforming the host into a beastial form.

(The words "orgasmic mutation" was created by me and if it weren't for my messed up friends I'd never have a definition)

"Yo! Did you hear about Brian?"

"No. What happened?"

"He was fucking and had an orgasmic mutation!"

by D-Street1321 January 2, 2022

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mythic mutations

A crazy psychopath who’s animal spirit is a chihuahua.

Hey mythic mutations gone feral again. Who did she beat at chess?

by Mythic Crazy March 19, 2023

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Hakuna Matitty

Hakuna Matata a phrase used in the Lion King movies meaning “No Worries”. But in this sense, Hakuna Matitty means “No titties” or lack of seeing titties.

Ive been in a Hakuna Matitty spell lately, My girlfriend is out of town for a week and I just wanna see some titties!

by Mikelowery965 August 12, 2025

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