Muppetting

A sexual practice that involves inserting your fist into the partner's anal cavity and thereby influencing the control they have over moving their dick.
"I tried Muppetting with my girlfriend last night, it was funny seeing how I could make her dick move around."
by Darquos Leblack October 10, 2021
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Muppet

A person who is absolutely clueless about everything. They are ignorant as fuck and are generally idiotic pricks
Speaker1: Your mum is fat.

Speaker2: Shut up you muppet you aren't funny you didn't make anyone laugh other than yourself.
by Chvrjis November 28, 2021
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Punch a Muppet

The feeling you have when you are so angry that you feel like you could punch an innocent and adorable character, such as one of Jim Henson’s Mupppets.
by RadioJock March 22, 2024
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Muppet Trap

A question, statement or meme about a moral panic subject (tobacco, guns, vaccination) postured as authoritative while exercising demonstrative or even hyperbolic ignorance of the subjects discussed initiating a feedback loop of ideological sock puppet responses.
Was on Facebook last night trying to explain to some 2A guy that open carry doesn't mean you don't store your other firearms safely while trying to explain to some anti gunner that the driver bits she found in the parking lot are not projectiles, got stuck in the Muppet Trap for 2 hours...
by Ur BOFH March 20, 2019
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dumpster muppet

Scary looking people, usually living in small, rural towns, who even creators from Jim Henson's Creature Shop would find terrifying and throw away.
I recently visited a small town in south-central Pennsylvania crawling with Dumpster Muppets.
by Genwal April 20, 2018
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muppet

ellie taylor is a muppet
by devooooo0 January 21, 2025
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The naked muppet

The naked muppet is a 5,6 fatty that stalks men and women around the gipsland area
I just ran in to the naked muppet and he mooned me
by Jess baily February 08, 2023
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