Fuck Muppet 

one who acts like nOOb; idiotic by nature; a chumpstain

Y'all a bunch of Fuck Muppets and retards, thinking the Eagles are going to win the SuperBowl this year.

Fuck Muppet by Mr Quigley April 27, 2007

squid-muppet 

Someone who is extremely stupid. Absolutely a fucking moron. The word itself causes confusion to others.

David was being a fucking squid-muppet yesterday. I almost punched him.

squid-muppet by monkeypantsdestroyeroflesbians February 2, 2021

Crotch Muppet 

A crotch muppet is a strange animal that can occur when you don't wash your crotch enough...The animal will look a lot like the muppets and will have a strange voice- they are very hard to get rid of...

Harry: He dude, ur Crotch Muppet s go away yet?
Bob: Nope, they just keep multiplying!
Harry: Hmmm; maybe you should try calling the exterminators. They could get on your girlfriend and try to get in her pants!
Bob: Wow yeah i should. Dayumm that would suck..

Crotch Muppet by -EMILY!- January 1, 2009

fuck muppet 

A varient of fuck monkey also a way of calling somebody stupid, but cooler.

Bob is such a fuck monkey.
Dammit, shut up John you fuck monkey!

fuck muppet by Super Balkan Warrior June 16, 2004

Derpy Muppet 

another way to call yourself a flaming faggot

dude derpy muppet

Derpy Muppet by Mythology January 6, 2014

Fuck Muppet 

An insult meant to beguile and confound. But ask yourself, if someone called you a fuck muppet, you'd probably feel confused and insulted.

Hey Tony, come here; get a load of this fuck muppet.

Hey, fuck muppet!

Fuck Muppet by Guy swordington June 6, 2019

Miss Muppet 

Also kown as Alexandra, the word can be used when you see someone wee themselves and a guy chat up youre boy friend or when a blonde comment was made.

Miss Muppet: On the menu it has chicken of the sea, is it just chicken covered in fish sauce ?

Waiter: I think you are confused, its tuna

Miss Muppet: Ok I will hae he 15kg lobster then please.

Miss Muppet by Tommy20007 August 7, 2006