muppet magnet

i person who always seems to attract muppets (A person who is ignorant and generally has no idea about anything.) muppet

im feel like a muppet magnet , i always end up with muppets around me.

by DaveFar July 23, 2011

dumpster muppet

Scary looking people, usually living in small, rural towns, who even creators from Jim Henson's Creature Shop would find terrifying and throw away.

I recently visited a small town in south-central Pennsylvania crawling with Dumpster Muppets.

by Genwal November 7, 2017

gay muppet

flux is both goofy and gay no kizzy no cap

flux is acting like a gay muppet today and is also feeling abit goofy muppet

by thheo June 30, 2022

Wank muppet

The sock you use to cover your cock which catches your cum when masturbating.

He is such a wank muppet!

by Christophlambpie August 15, 2023

Dirty Muppet

1. A female with overall poor hygiene and unkempt looks and/or physique.

2. An dirty, unkempt vagina.

Dude, that chick is a dirty muppet. I can totally smell her from here.

by Anthony_H March 21, 2013

Reverse Muppet

Rather than sticking a hand up the other person's anus (Muppet), A Reverse Muppet is sticking a hand down another person's throat.

If you keep pissing me off I'll turn you into a Reverse Muppet.

I gave him/her a Reverse Muppet last night.

by cafeine-disciple October 14, 2023

Muppet Party

A Muppet Party is when you and your friends wrap your dicks in socks/puppets and perform a puppet show in a pre school, A Muppet party could also be a sexual event in which you fuck your friends with the puppets on your genitalia

Yo, Me and the boys had a good Muppet Party last night

by AkumaOni May 17, 2023