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happy monday mother fuckers

its a great way to start your social mondays with friends
On a really bad day you only have one thing to say and if not then just say happy monday mother fuckers.
by slamdee July 15, 2017
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Mother fucker

Im such a mother fucker, so many inbred children!
by /.,mnbvcxzxcvbhnjmk,. August 26, 2025
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mother fucker

Mother fuckers like your father. Think about it, he fucked your mom, right? That is how you are alive on this planet. Your father was indeed a mother fucker.
Son: Dad, you mother fucker.
Dad: I know, I fucked your mom.
by daddy is typing... November 29, 2022
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Mother fucker

by Dontclickonthisname April 6, 2020
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The Mother Fucker

Someone who has fucked everyone’s mother including there own and the ones related to that individual.
“The mother fucker is the goat
by RapaTuMadreLLC September 13, 2021
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mother fucker

Any asshole you don't want fucking your female relatives, e.g. your mother, sister, aunt, niece, cousin, grandma, pets, steps, brother, nephew, uncle, grandpa, best friend, any friend, possibly your enemy, the gas station attendant, the milkman, your doctor, the barber, the bar tender, your investment banker, the ATM outside your bank, the ATM inside the Walmart. the AI inside the Target, the local cops... oh, wait, the cops don't belong on this list.
My cousin Honey Boo Boo told me that her dad first boinked her mom then came after her. "What a mother fucker!" she said, as she came at him with a baseball bat. I love my cousin Honey Boo Boo.
by exurbanwhitetrash May 26, 2022
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Garth Brookes Mother Fucker

A best friend turned enemy who isburning bridges”.
Man, fuck Brandon he is the one who called the cops on me, that Garth Brookes Mother Fucker.
by $PeachitUp$ August 21, 2022
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