Moses Lights

The instant and simultaneous parting of all motor vehicles on a busy or stationary road when the driver can see the flashing blue lights of a police car or ambulance coming up behind them.
1.Moses held out his hand over the Red sea, and the LORD drove the sea back.
The water was divided, and the Israelites went through the sea on dry ground, with walls of water on both sides.

Hence the flashing blue lights are know as Moses lights due to the power of parting anything ahead of it and driving straight through before the vehicles come back together again.

2.Occasionally on looking in the rear view mirror and being caught off guard by the approaching sirens and flashing lights people have been know to shout "Oh Jesus"..!!!!
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Stone Moses

set in their ways?
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Moses Moment

The psychological response by black Americans (or other African descendant) upon learning their true identity as a Hebrew Israelite (i.e., biblical descendent of the children of Israel) resulting in an anger response towards their oppressors. The length and intensity of this response varies per person, which may be impacted by the level of their oppression.

See Exodus 2:11-12 for Moses’s story of slaying the oppressor of “his people.”

Term loosely based on cartoonist Aaron McGruder’s “N*gga Moment”: "A moment in which ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical negro male; causing him to act in an illogical, self-destructive manner, i.e. like a n***a." --Huey Freeman, first definition
Jason had his Moses moment after watching a video on YouTube.
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Mose

The fat long dick nigga who is funny and married Mariah Carey
I wish Mose would come fuck this pussy up!
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Mose

This chrome dome, Johnny sins lookin ass has the literal LARGEST COCK in all of the land. He is the leading cause of mortality in women 18-26, you can guess the cause of death. When he walks his cobra hangs past his feet, dragging behind him wherever he goes. He tears a path through concrete when he goes on walks, and is the biggest of road damage in his city.
I lost my mom and sisters to Mose. Their funerals will be next week.

Mose walked across the road and my tires got stuck in the trench he made.
by Hank Steele June 10, 2021
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Moses

Moses is one the best debaters, very goated
Moses is the GOAT
by wormsckae April 24, 2022
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Moses Oreste

1.Best Basketball Player.
2.5 Champion rings
3.Has 2 kids Anna and Mark
by Daniel Abaka June 4, 2012
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