Midwife

A person who provides personalized and professional care to a mother prior to, during, and after a birth. Midwives provide an opportunity for a natural birth in a safe environment and focuses on what is best for the mother and baby.
Synonyms include Wonder Woman, family, birth junkies, and some of the strongest women you'll ever meet.

Having a midwife help to deliver my baby was one of the best decisions I've ever made.

by Wanda Womban June 1, 2018

midnight oil

An Australian rock band known for their driving hard rock sound, intense live performances and their overt left-wing political activism

Rob Hirst - Drums, vocals
Jim Moginie - Guitars, Keyboards
Peter Garrett - Vocals, Harmonica
Martin Rotsey - Guitars
Andrew 'Bear' James (1975 - 1979) - Bass
Peter Gifford (1979 - 1989) - Bass, Vocals
Bones Hillman (1989 onwards) - Bass, Vocals

beds are burning is midnight oil's best song ever!

by SeymourChamp April 23, 2006

Midnight Maintenance

Midnight Maintenance is work that is performed after normal working hours when oversight and supervision may be lax or nonexistent. This work usually is fast reckless and does not meet any associated expectations or follow any guidelines. This work may be and usually is just the bare minimum to get the job done.

While in most cases the person performing midnight maintenance is capable in their task occasionally Midnight Maintenance can be performed by a one a.m. wonder this can lead to a very dangerous situation.

People performing midnight maintenance rarely ever use a procedure.

Billy has me out here doing some midnight maintenance on the system, it only has to pass the operational test.

by IandCtechsATmillstone July 28, 2010

Midnight Soup

The end result of a masturbation session; semen.

I guess the only thing left is to go home and make some midnight soup.

by Ron Gunz August 1, 2011

Midnight Cock Gobbler

Person who sleeps with their mouth open, hopeful to get a mouth full of dick.

Jenny sleeps with her mouth open, you should make her the Midnight Cock Gobbler tonight.

by phatcartman August 13, 2012

midnight grip

Masturbating/wanking at night over a hot/beautiful woman

Go and have a 'midnight grip' over her big ass.

by Jon lennoooooooon September 28, 2013

Midnight Rambler

Having tunnel vision, a person unable to accept or process information not consistent with their own paranoid delusions.

I tried to explain the reasoning behind gun control but he's a midnight rambler.

by mojometal February 27, 2015