Microwave

Heat da food

"My food is cold. How do I get it warm?"
"Da microwave"

by Hurskastelij A January 18, 2021

microwave edging

When you stop your microwave with less than 5 seconds remaining.

I didn't want to wake anyone up, so I was microwave edging.

by ItsV01D March 7, 2024

Microwave

WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

''Microwave: Stop looking at me or i add 5 minutes.''

by heretoraidanddestroy September 29, 2020

Microwave

A microwave is an electronic device that spins a disk inside with food on it, while it does this it sounds as follows: "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPBEEEEEEEEEEEPBEEEEEEEPBEEEEP"

Some very wise words if I do say so myself.

My microwave has blown up!

Oh no! Is the food ok?

No, you dumbass.

by MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmBEEPBEEPBEE May 7, 2023

Scottish Microwave

When you're receiving a blowjob with a kilt and you pass gas. Much like a "Dutch oven" but without the sheets.

Things were getting hot and she went down on me but I accidentally gave her the "Scottish Microwave"

by Cave29 January 23, 2022

Microwave Tease

When you reheat leftovers in the microwave, and despite testing some of the food to make sure it’s hot the rest of it is still cold.

Last night my microwave teased me, so I just ate my poutine cold

by Jaymes175 February 4, 2024

Microwave Kick

When you fit a microwave in your ass and someone it ir to help you get it further in

Holy shit owen just microwave kicked dane and its like all the way in!!

by danesafucknigga June 17, 2025