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michael

fittest guy youll ever meet, especially if he has brown hair. gets all the girls and guys and has a fit body. very smart, cute, empathic and fit 10/10 would reccomend
wow michael is so fit, i wanna kiss him
ikr i want him as mine
by \(//∇//)\ December 30, 2019
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MICHAEL

a term used to describe a woman pretending to be a man online in order to pick up gays.
He went online and pretended to be a MICHAEL to pick up gay men. You should have seen the smile on his face.
by commanderd September 24, 2007
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Michael

damn michael, you're so fucking hot. I CAN'T WAIT TO RAPE YO DICK WHEN YO SLEEPIN.
by mellow_jellow November 26, 2010
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Michael

The Biggest party animal ever. Extremely perverted, but has your back when you need it. Life might be difficult with him but there is no way in the entire universe you can live without him. He is the guy you keep away from girls you like because he will probably try to steal them, but underneath that pimpness is a caring friend that you would want to have forever.
by Uri Nemirovsky July 3, 2011
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michael

1. A term used to describe a girl pretending to be a man online in order to pick up gays.

2. Transgender
1. I might set up an Michael today, loving those camwhores right now.

2. That girl would be so pissed off if she knew I was an Michael.

3. Man, he got Michael'd bad, I had to get out of there before it went to far.
by M.Rmyer April 24, 2008
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Michael

Literally the hottest guy on earth. goes to a catholic school usually... plays sports such as track and basketball soccer and football. he is asian but tall. a great guy. hilarious. has a great body, and knows it. all the girls want him but few get him. flirts with all the hot girls and everyone wants him.
Em: "did you see michael at practice the other day?"
CC: "yea he was so hot, like usual"
by oscarMEYERCOX January 9, 2011
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Michael

A plain bitch. Forever alone. Acts cool. (really isn't) Makes fun of people.
Guys stop being a Michael.
by InsaneShadowEscape February 7, 2015
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