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Penguin Out of Mexico

To leave Mexico walking bow-legged or waddling—like a penguin—due to an excessive amount of vacation sex. Typically used to describe a wild girls’ trip aftermath involving margaritas, mystery men, and questionable decision-making on foreign sand.

Usage: Often preceded by phrases like “she came back from Cancun looking like...” or “that Cabo trip turned her into...”
Jessica got plowed so hard in Cabo by a surf instructor named Mateo. She waddled like a penguin out of Mexico.
by markmessina June 30, 2025
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Have Fun In Mexico

Fuck off, Fuck you, I hate you, Never speak to me again
"You screwed me over. Have fun in Mexico."
"Honestly I can't believe you cheated on me Have fun in fucking Mexico."
"Have fun in Mexico you asshole"
by havefuninmexico January 24, 2015
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New Mexico Pickle

A cucumber covered in residual methamphetamine, soaked in vinegar, spit on by a Mormon, and used for purposes of sexual gratification.
Bertha has a yeast infection from riding her New Mexico Pickle last night.
by Ticklish Geoff June 27, 2021
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MEXICO

by sxarliiit May 23, 2023
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New Mexico Mayo

The act of smashing the testes with a hammer until they’re of a creamy consistency, then poking a hole with a needle into the scrotum to then bottle up the liquid that comes out.
My biggest fear is someone using me to make New Mexico Mayo
by J4VA September 28, 2025
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Mexico

A place under the U.S. Synonyms include the land under the U.S. and Mehico
OOh look at Mexico
by dodojodo October 6, 2020
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New Mexico Strawberry

When you nut in a girl on her period and eat it out.
Bro I just gave Savannah a New Mexico Strawberry
by NinjaCody33 November 16, 2022
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