mexican apple thief 

Having sex and listening to salsa music on a stolen iPod at the same time. (Apple makes iPod)

I had the ultimate Mexican apple thief session last night with my girlfriend.

mexican apple thief by jzilla May 18, 2007

The Mexican Drive-Thru 

basically what you do is go to taco bell (or your local taco establishment) and order like 10 cheesy bean and rice burritos,if you have the money. then you drive around until you stop at a red light and theres a car next to yours. as soon as the light turns green you whip one of the burritos at the innocent bystanders car and take off. repeat and enjoy!

dude we just pulled off the mexican drive-thru, and one of the burritos went through the guys open window! its all over the inside of his van!

The Mexican Drive-Thru by the bassist May 19, 2008

Mexican Clam Taco 

When you puke inside a girls vagina, and then procede to have sex with her.

"I totatly made her into a Mexican Clam Taco last night".

Mexican Clam Taco by kenny316 January 15, 2009

Mexican-In-The-Closet 

Is a person of Mexican descent who hides or rejects his/her Mexican heritage.

An example of a Mexican-In-The-Closet;

Sarah: "Hey Pancho, Are you Mexican?"
Pancho: "I'M NOT MEXICAN! Only my parents and grandparents are Mexican."
Sarah: "Oh, so you have Mexican background."
Pancho: "DUDE, I'M NOT MEXICAN! My ancestors are SPANIARDS!"
Sarah: "UH? WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU?"
Pancho: "I'm American of Spaniard descent."
Sarah: "Yeah Right...Talk to you later."

Mexican-In-The-Closet by numberofnames August 15, 2011

mexican pop tart 

mexican babe brings sex to gringos olay

mexican chick comes to my door says
" senior I will clean house for U and fix your thing "
I muy bueno no charge mucho!!!!

I say, you are a mexican pop tart, velcome to caleefornia !

mexican pop tart by itichie_nocanpo September 20, 2006

mexican sore throat 

what mexicans get when crossing US border.

border patrol man grabs mexican by throat and chucks him back over US border. After about 25 times a mexican sore throat starts ( border guard says enough for today ).

Border guard report: 25 mexicans were returned to mexico today.

USA presidente Bush report says 50 mexicans returned to mexico.

mexican sore throat by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006

Mexican Heart Taco 

Mexican heart taco is where you take a very large bore hypodermic syringe and inject human feces into one of the four main chambers of the human heart. When the victim wakes up and grabs their heart you have a huge lady sit on their mouth and poop until the victim suffocates. When the police come you pretend not to speak English.

NOTE -- often confused with a Mexican Crap Taco

Don't fall asleep, or Hans will give you a mexican heart taco.

Mexican Heart Taco by dgrrr April 7, 2009