Messi

He is super bad and super ugly with his face bruh

I HATE MESSI

by SorryButDontTouchMe November 20, 2023

Messi

The best football player to ever live.

Messi is the GOAT

by 0263037303 November 20, 2023

Messi

G.O.A.T

Messi is better than Ronaldo. the debate is over

by doggoat December 19, 2022

Messy Kyle

A "Messy Kyle" is an order at a Washington Diner wherein if you order the "Messy Kyle" the cook "Rusty" will take you in the back and drown you in 16 metric fucktons of maple-flavoured bacon grease while calling you "Kyle".

Customer: Can I get a "Messy Kyle"?
*muffled sounds of beating and dragging can be heard*

by WeirdMushroom December 26, 2022

Ronaldo vs Messi

Two of the greatest football champions and we all know who is better.

Ronaldo vs Messi

by Random Words & Definitions November 22, 2023

Messi vs IShowSpeed

Ishowspeed is a Ronaldo fan and Messi is the opposite of Ronaldo

Messi vs IShowSpeed

by Random Words & Definitions November 22, 2023

leo messi

leo messi is a better guy than swift or beyonce because they are fucking shit

leo messi

by M8888S| November 24, 2023