Melissa is likely to be a manipulative, narcissistic, pathologically lying cunt. She will be less of a positive presence in your life, and more of a malignancy; reaping and sowing death and destruction without prejudice. The kindest thing a Melissa will do for your life is give you a clear cut view of what life was like in dachau. Never trust a Melissa.
"Oh dear god, run you guys, here comes fuckin Melissa"
"Apples are to Oranges what Hitler is to Melissa. Except some people like Hitler."
"My mothers name is Melissa, and I really hope she gets some sort of festering, voracious, necrotizing fascitis, that is singularily located to her vagina."
"Apples are to Oranges what Hitler is to Melissa. Except some people like Hitler."
"My mothers name is Melissa, and I really hope she gets some sort of festering, voracious, necrotizing fascitis, that is singularily located to her vagina."
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a very nice girl that like taking it from behind. Don't mess with girls named Melissa cause they are usually 63% dom. also has very good choice in guys.
by ShawnIsOn March 5, 2017
Get the Melissa mug.She’s a bitch and really annoying. She never shuts the fuck up like for real she’s always talking and always being so fixing annoying. Can you not stfu?? If you’re a Melissa and you’re reading this stfu
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spilling drinks while sober, falling all the time, slurring words, waking up with an IQ ruffly resembling someone with Mild Mental Retardation aka melissa tank
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