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Melissa

Melissa is likely to be a manipulative, narcissistic, pathologically lying cunt. She will be less of a positive presence in your life, and more of a malignancy; reaping and sowing death and destruction without prejudice. The kindest thing a Melissa will do for your life is give you a clear cut view of what life was like in dachau. Never trust a Melissa.
"Oh dear god, run you guys, here comes fuckin Melissa"

"Apples are to Oranges what Hitler is to Melissa. Except some people like Hitler."

"My mothers name is Melissa, and I really hope she gets some sort of festering, voracious, necrotizing fascitis, that is singularily located to her vagina."
by Mr. MSM November 4, 2019
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melissa

ugly. untalented but also can be ur best friend.
yo that girl is so melissa like she’s melissa and untalented but sometimes chill
by great people check December 19, 2019
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Melissa

a very nice girl that like taking it from behind. Don't mess with girls named Melissa cause they are usually 63% dom. also has very good choice in guys.
Guy 1: i called that girl over there lissa and she smacked me...
Guy 2: she is a total Melissa!
by ShawnIsOn March 5, 2017
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Melissa

She’s a bitch and really annoying. She never shuts the fuck up like for real she’s always talking and always being so fixing annoying. Can you not stfu?? If you’re a Melissa and you’re reading this stfu
Oh it’s melissa. STFU!!!!!!!
by Ndnbshdjddj November 25, 2017
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Melissa

you very melissa
by mxtpls January 3, 2018
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Melissa

the whitest bitch ever with ghetto-syndrome that is self-induced because she wishes she was black
Melissa has ghetto-syndrome!
That white bitch is such a Melissa!
by Ghetto-Syndrome Hater March 11, 2017
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melissa tank

One who becomes extremely intoxicated and has no recoletion of the events and or takes them self out on almost an hourly occurance.
spilling drinks while sober, falling all the time, slurring words, waking up with an IQ ruffly resembling someone with Mild Mental Retardation aka melissa tank
by Benamin February 14, 2009
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