McDonalds

a literal shit show of food and other shit like that

most of the time the ice cream machine or something breaks down and I guess people are too lazy to fix it half of the time

the burgers are just sponges

the fires are the only good stuff

chicken nuggets? more like chicken nig-

go eat wendys its a lot better

on and their advertising is a mess
also don't eat the burgers I think they're shit
k bye

I went to Mcdonalds and immediately left cause their food is dogshit

by AI_Buni November 16, 2020

McDonalds

An excuse for a fucking franchise

Boy1:Want some McDonalds

Boy2:Sorry I don't eat shit

by N-BomB011 August 6, 2015

McDonald's

A place where you can gain weight, for a price.

I just bought some McDonald's, I'm 65 pounds heavier!

by CoNEStEalingMiNt December 19, 2017

McDonald's

A place where fat people go to die

I am so fat that life is not worth living.... time do shit the bed at McDonald's (See: Shit The Bed)

by j2theroc April 6, 2013

McDonalds

A place where children cry and diabetics die.

McDonalds began where the American Dream finished.

by Canid-Kaiba June 19, 2016

mcdonalds

a place where your teachers tell you, you end up working at if you don't go to college. Which is sometimes not true because some celebrities didn't go to college and they're rich.

teacher:you need to go to college or you're going to end up working at mcdonalds
student: whatever
GO TO COLLEGE!!!

by pockadotslotz March 16, 2010

mcdonalds

the establishment whose toilets i shoot up in once in a blue moon

i shoot up in the maccas toilets about once a fortnight because their toilets have needle dispensers and i wanna keep the environment clean so little kids dont find my syringe cos im a caring motherfucker

by the man August 22, 2003