Anyone who spends their day licking, eating, munching, or cleaning the anus of the big orange cheeto Donald J. Trump, rather than to tell him the truth, or to correct him when he's made a mistake. These types can be identified by the orange cheeto dust around their lips, which is a remnant of their recent sphincter work.
Glenn Beck wiped the orange dust from around his lips onto his right sleeve and, like most ASS MAGATS, then went on to talk about the border wall and how prices are down, even though the only thing down is the stock market.
by Stu Cherbourg May 1, 2025
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- Hey, aren't you 𝒫𝓇ü𝑔𝒾 𝒜𝓊𝒹𝒾𝒞𝓊𝒫 𝓂𝒶𝒶T?
- What.
- What.
by AvoogaWorder December 26, 2022
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President Trump addressed an unusually rambunctious grumble of magats this evening as gas prices nationwide surpassed the $5 per gallon mark. Some of the attendees were actually foaming at the mouth.
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Get the Grumble Of Magats mug.St. Malatius the confessor a Learned and meek man (also known as the patriarch of Antioch) was ordained a bishop in Sebastian in the year 357 A.D. he left because the rudeness of the people, after he left he lived a solitary life but unexpectedly in the year 360 A.D. he was ordained Partiarch. Also this saint was know for resisting the Arians and excommunicating them even when they wished to slander him was exiled to his return till 378 A.D. then in 381 A.D. St. John Chyrosotom was exeedingly glad for st. Malatius and declared a feast and was with great honor. May his prayers be with us and Glory be to God forever Amen.
On the 18th day of the Blessed day of Amshir of the Saint St. Malatius the Confessor (must put the following being defined
by God loves the cheerful giver February 27, 2026
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