Massive

Wanna know what else is massive? THAT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAAAAAAAAAAAAAPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FAAAAAAAAAAADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Person 1: "Bro the burj khalifa is massive"
Person 2: "wanna know what else is MASSIVE?"
Person 1: "NO PLEASE DON-"
Person 2: "THAT LOOOOOOOOOO-"

by ParkerYLI January 25, 2025

Massive

Low taper fade

I just had this MASSIVE steak! you know what else is massive? LOWWWW TAPER FADEE

by Ninjatylerlowtaperfadeblevins January 19, 2025

Massive

The Scotland National Team

Bro Scotland are MASSIVE they beat Denmark 2-0!!!

by The Big Con November 15, 2021

Massive Horse

A large, awkward, graceless, lumbering brute. Often with a large head shaped like a fucking potato.

Get off me you Massive Horse!

by splitarse February 16, 2012

massive cuck

A cuck of such magnitude that no being in recorded human nor animal history could ever hope to rival his levels of cuckery. Typically they tend to be of the Liberal and/or progressive persuasion in hope of white knighting some fair maidens into their enticing greasy clutches.

Goddamn, Justin Trudeau is truly one massive cuck.

by PowerMan60k December 4, 2016

Massive Knob

1. Could refer to me
2. Those teenagers who drive around in their £3k Corsas, showing off their little 1L engine while driving slowly around underage girls in the hope they’ll understand that they have massive Cocks due to their ‘awesome’ ride.

1. I identify as a massive knob

2. Brad is such a knobhead, I know I’m only 15 but his car doesn’t turn me on anymore.

by Smeggfried Rice June 15, 2018

Massive

Somebody who is too inflated and thinks they are better than everybody.

Carl:Hey see Lisa over there?
Joe:Yeah,She is SO massive.
Carl:Yeah she keeps saying she gets all the meat...

by FAT ASS BOI WHO BEATS HIS TINY November 27, 2018