Gay maneuver

When your friend decides to grow a mustache and starts to look gay because of it.

Person 1 : Emile just did a Gay maneuver.
Person 2 : A what?
Person 1 : He let his mustache grow.

by Ballsgaming123 December 5, 2024

Claussen’s maneuver

Claussen’s manuever is a move of northern european origin, used as a marker word for when a person in a professional environment such as work has a boyfriend, husband or wife, and someone is trying to get with the person in question.

«Damn. She is so pretty. But I heard she has a boyfriend. Ill have to do a Claussen’s Maneuver to get her in bed.»

by Speedy Gonzales 69 April 5, 2024

the 8 ball maneuver

when you almost win at 8 ball and then fuck it up like 1 second away from actually winning

guy 1: ahhh i almost won at 8 ball
guy 2: yeah dude, you pulled the 8 ball maneuver

by idunnowhattosay May 11, 2018

Maloney Maneuver

Believing so deeply in propaganda and lies to forward an agenda that one lashes out at anyone and everyone who proves one wrong and deceptive.

Did you see that politician melt down and insult everyone he could name? He pulled a real Maloney Maneuver.

by Elmer Champs March 22, 2024

eVASEive maneuver

Refers to the strategic actions that Mr. Lodge employed in an (unsuccessful, naturally! :P) attempt to prevent the clumsy accident-prone Archie from bumblingly knocking over his "priceless 'n' super-fragile" antique Ming Dynasty vase: he placed the ultra-vulnerable artifact on a small display-stand away off in the far end of the room, and put an indestructible rubber replica of the vase in the center of the room for Archie to look at instead of the genuine --- and incredibly breakable --- clay urn.

Mr. Lodge smugly gloats to his daughter Veronica about the ingenious eVASEive maneuver he has employed to protect his lovely valuable work of art from the soon-to-arrive-for-a-visit Archie --- "I had a rubber replica made of it; Archie won't be able to break this bouncy duplicate no matter how hard he bumps into it!" Of course, his seemingly-foolproof plan fails miserably (as usual!)... the hapless Archie --- fearing that he'll damage the vase even though it's just a rubber replica --- backs warily away from it and unknowingly blunders straight into the REAL VASE that's sitting on a stool behind him, sending it crashing to the floor and splintering all to pieces. :P

by QuacksO September 30, 2018

The Uber Maneuver

When the sexy is boring so you flip her around to engage in doggy-style to free a hand to call an Uber to pick her up immediately.

She as crazy as she looks?

No … I had pulled the Uber maneuver. We both took 3 min

by billybaru September 13, 2022

Financial Defensive Maneuver

an unnecessary task that most other people will not do, done to secure one’s self financially or to gain some kind of extra wealth.

An action one does to secure themselves financially.

Rob: Where were you last night?
Tom: I was uh...
Rob: You didn't sleep with Barb did you?!!!
Tom: IT WAS A FINANCIAL DEFENSIVE MANEUVER!
Rob: Oh, thats ok then.

by theTERM-INATORcre March 7, 2010