Maggotitis

A condition that one suffers from when they are such a blowfly that everything about them can be likened to crawling with disgusting maggots

Look at old mate over there. What a blowfly, he’s obviously suffering from maggotitis

by Matthias Evandro November 24, 2023

maggot twitches

Maggots that twitch. It’s in the name. You’re dumb for looking it up.

I like faggot bitches. Almost as much as I like maggot twitches.

by Beyazzled October 29, 2018

Cunt sucking maggot

Usually is a person you avoid your friends meeting and we call George Glass and actually doesn’t know how to suck cunt

Don’t be a cunt sucking maggot Sondra

by Titsmcgeeeeee March 3, 2019

Maggot fudge

When you abuse your penis too mutch and a mixture of blood pus and semen seeps from the end. This is the fudge. It has a very tangy taste to it. The maggot refers to the male genetalia.

Mate, i made some maggot fudge last night, hurt like hell ngl

by Canabalistic Worm December 29, 2018

Maggot Mouth

Someone who unnecessarily talks shit about people to make themselves feel better, even though they themselves are just pitiful and begging for attention.

"Did you hear all the shit that guy is talking?"

"Oh yeah, he's such a maggot mouth. Ignore him."

by Eggy_Sort July 5, 2018

maggotize

Having a substance (normally food) be covered by maggots.

That dude totally ate 5-day old maggotized pasta!

by newwordsneedinvention January 28, 2019

maggot in a rice barrel.

noun

Is a variant of the needle in a haystack phrase. Intended to be used in a derogatory and insulting manner.

to try and locate the whereabouts of a fugitive criminal in the big city, is like trying to find a maggot in a rice barrel.

by Baron Neville June 5, 2018