The muscles of a man (or, perhaps, a woman) that are startling--be it because of his composure or other physical features that do not make you suspect muscular characteristics. Surprise muscles are most common in the shoulder and arm area, as those may be hidden by a shirt.
by merekat August 29, 2009
A muscle guy (both straight and gay) who knows and sings, often in private, all the words to Christian Aguilera's "Beautiful". Broadway musicals, Liza Minelli CDs and his steroid set-up are among the stuff he'll save in a fire.
by aaron atlas February 22, 2005
Very well built cars made from the 60's to 70's which have steadily decreased in quality since their prime 35+ years ago. To most who own an american made car with a v8, owning a piece of american history gives them the authority to bash on any other foreign manufacturer including anything made in Europe or Japan, and mostly anything with less than 8 cylinders. So what's the difference between your standard meat head who drives a TA and your so-called "ricer". the difference is the dude pulling mid 9's at the 1320 in his single cam, N/A, 4cyl., honda insight (if you don't believe it, search yotube "bisimoto insight") is the same dude who will appreciate the culture and engineering involved in your 1972 442. He will also have the knowledge to have an intelligent conversation with you about your compression ratio and the torque numbers you produced on the dyno. On the other hand, your standard american muscle head will call you a "ricer" simply for having an "H" on your hood while completely ignoring the fact that you spent countless hours and paychecks making sure your motor could keep up with his 442, and not spending your money on useless things like a 3' wing, over the top ricer body kit, 18" chrome wheels, and under glow. It's called mutual respect, and eventually, some will have to face the fact that the CRX sitting next to them at the light just might be able to blow their doors off or at least keep up with their v8. Just sayin... :)
"No matter how much I will ever be into japanese and european tuning, I will always have respect for american muscle"
"I've never loved anything other than american muscle, thats why i bought a body kit for my sons cavalier" <---heard that one before haha fail...
"I've never loved anything other than american muscle, thats why i bought a body kit for my sons cavalier" <---heard that one before haha fail...
by crvb20z August 16, 2010
by Davis December 30, 2003
Chick 1: I think you've had too much to drink.
Chick 2: What makes you think that ?
Chick 1: Cause you just tried to punch a telephone pole. You are getting beer muscles.
Chick 2: What makes you think that ?
Chick 1: Cause you just tried to punch a telephone pole. You are getting beer muscles.
by Meanchick0876 January 19, 2011
by Modern Webster December 29, 2019
I had the sweetest muscle sex with Mr. Olympia just now. His 20-inch arms pushed me deeper into his hole to stroke his sphincter and pleasure his prostate. His glutes throbbed against my cock as he came after I fucked his muscle ass right nice!
by Know-it-all-but-not-do-it-all September 25, 2009