Miguel probably looks like Ellen DeGeneres, but its okay, because he’s fit as hell (from his morning walks at a 6’40 pace 💪🏼)
Bessa: “Look at Miguel! He’s so fit, always running!”
Madalena: “Are you talking about that boy who looks like Ellen DeGenere? I’m pretty sure he’s walking… not running..”
Madalena: “Are you talking about that boy who looks like Ellen DeGenere? I’m pretty sure he’s walking… not running..”
by %%%%%%%%% August 27, 2025
Get the Miguelmug. (verb)
-to have extremely violated the sanctity of someone verbally.
-to have exceedingly scolded someone disrespectfully, irreverently, or outrageously far beyond what is justified.
-to have extremely violated the sanctity of someone verbally.
-to have exceedingly scolded someone disrespectfully, irreverently, or outrageously far beyond what is justified.
by TheUnsilentMajority001 November 18, 2018
Get the migueledmug. Miguel is a retarted, stupid person. His barber has to be fucking his mom. He can occasionally have seizures. For some reason he hates his uncle that sounds sped. He has a 7:30 bed time as a senior in high school. Love kobe deadass cock. Sponsored by puma. Never showers either.
Miguel is so stupid
by 5ecret admirer November 21, 2023
Get the Miguelmug. A sneaky little thieving goblin boy who is like 4 feet tall and runs around stealing water bottles and phones while molesting all his friends.
Guy 1 to Guy 2: "Yeah, so I was just about to say that- HEY! MIGUEL.! FUCK AWAY FROM MY WATER BOTTLE!!"
by AtlasMcDevit November 24, 2022
Get the Miguel.mug. Miguel, cool guy
by ,.efhgqtwcagshvjbxnihubegwvyf, January 4, 2022
Get the Miguelmug. Miguel is a little short sack of thick nigga juice who just loves being absolutely pounded from the back usually from guys named ricardo
Miguel is gay
by Whodidit November 23, 2021
Get the Miguelmug. by YoIoloco April 8, 2022
Get the Nate Miguelmug.