Maximus

The Spaniard, a real gladiator. He is in peak-human physique, is an expert swordsman and hand-to-hand combatant, has excellent intelligenceand a master military strategist. Loves his family, and enjoys fighting his enemies.

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

by Ryhethse November 24, 2021

Shortimus Maximus

Someone whose height directly affects his/her attitude; because they are short they act like a total DICK-tator; like Napolean or short man's syndrome.

"Oh, sh*t! Here comes the Shortimus Maximus, Emperor of Douche-dom."

by CostumeJinx October 23, 2011

Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025

Maximus Sideflip

After seeing the success of John Backflip and later William Frontflip in the early 14th century, Maximus Sideflip got inspired and performed the first Sideflip in 1334. Later in 1336 while performing in front of a crowd he was accused of using witchcraft which he had allegedly learnt from John Backflip while he was in exile. Rumor has it that He was trying to copy the Backflip but he was terrible at directions so he accidentally invented the Sideflip.

Person 1: Who invented the sideflip?
Person 2: It was Maximus Sideflip back in 1336.

by M4nnen March 14, 2025

Kekius maximus

One who takes it up the ass (maximus as in gluteus maximus, and kek, slang for penis)

He is such a “kekius maximus”

by terezisvantatas December 31, 2024

Maximus

Can’t go to a tailgate without girlfriend being present
Dick rides some bozo from Philly

Frequent liar

Oh yeah he’s pulling a Maximus

by Snell sucks September 29, 2022

Elephus Maximus

Elephus Maximus is generally a term used to describe a very large human being. It can be used as both an adjective, and a noun. The term has become so popular that there is even a song named after it.
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Tim: Have you heard of those "Elephus Maximus" creatures?
Bob: Yeah, one of them sat on my granfather and killed him
Tim: rip, dying to 36000+ pounds is a bad way to die

by DankiestOfMemers November 7, 2018