maximus

maximus is a guy who doesnt have any rizz, and makes corny music that you just wish someone would turn off. he also has a micro dick.

"oh your names maximus, please leave my car"

by random_gamer123 June 19, 2023

Gluteus Maximus

Referring to the maximum amount of area a butt can take up. When the person gets more whale like the amount of area it takes up increases. Quite often when sitting down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch.

That gluteus maximus doesn't fit through the door. Son that's not what your looking for. Look how much area it takes up.

by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023

i hate you maximus

you dont like someone named maximus

maximus is poop and should be called max

i really want to say "i hate you maximus"

by jonny98882 January 23, 2023

Maximus

A 6’2 weirdo who plays video games and listens to 80’s music. He is very stubborn, smart, funny, and overall the best person yoh will ever meet.

Maximus Wayne Taylor-gardenhire

by Soup5351 January 26, 2023

Maximus

Max is the most funniest kindest guy ive ever met we have been friends for 3 years now and i am so lucky to have a friend like him. Even if he works at a maid cafe ill always love him no homo

Maximus is gayus

by Adriana.lopez<3 February 18, 2023

Maximus

A skinny mother fucker, who’s retarded and watches skibidi toilet rule 34.

— You look like a total Maximus, said Willem.

by Üs Nauf November 13, 2023

Shitamus maximus

Your gluteus maximus becomes a Shitamus maximus when your taking a shit on the shitter.

"Tylers gluteus maximus quickly became a shitamus maximus when he ate at taco bell"

by mommyallana December 20, 2023