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marshmallow fingers

What happens to the fingers of amateur guitarists who play for three hours in a row without a break. Their delicate wittle finger tips just can't handle those metal strings and they get all puffy and tingly...and look and feel like marshmallows.
Larry: Dude, I played the guitar for like 3 hours today!

Rick: OMG! You have marshmallow fingers...

Larry: I know. I guess I need to man up a little and practice more, right?
by frozengrapes151.4 September 24, 2012
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Marshmallow Johnson

a male who suffers from limp dick syndrome
Girl#1: Hey Lady, howd'it go with the guy you hooked up with the other night?

Girl#2: Oh you mean Marshmallow Johnson? I got the hell out of there after 3 hours of him trying to get it up. I just couldn't watch the kid embarrass himself any longer.
by RedXSadist April 12, 2019
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Chocolate marshmallow

Bro1: you know that girl?
Bro2: yeah what about her?
Bro1: she gave me a chocolate marshmallow.

Bro2: that's nasty bootygasm Netflix and chill
by aGoatinaOverCoat August 21, 2016
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Toasted marshmallow

Drug related:

A rock of ready on top of chore with rez on top.
That toasted marshmallow is making me feel gooey on the inside!
by BurnLarryGoode July 14, 2023
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Marshmallow thighs

Marshmallow thighs are when a someones legs are super thick and squishy, like a marshmallow
They are often white which is why its marshmallow thighs, soft and white
Guy: I cuddled with a girl she squished me between her thighs.
Friend: so?
Guy: She had major marshmallow thighs
Friend: Woah! Im so jealous i wish i could feel them!
by Yourannoymealot March 18, 2024
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marshmallow name for someone

Marshmallow sweet cheeky and always there for you, if you’re upset she will be there by your side making sure that not a single tear drop hits the ground!

Loyal and smart ,kind at heart and always only 2 steps behind you like a shadow.
She normally gets everything she wants cos she’s such a good girl .
Always right there when you walk thru the door to greet you with a little treat wiggling her bum shuffling her feet. Smiling from ear to ear to see you again nothing beats how she makes you feel when you see her again.
Dont be fooled by her pretty face and gentle nature though , rub her the wrong way and suffer the consequences hurt the people she loves and you will face the wrath of marshmallow!
Overall she is a perfect friend in every way , nothing can even come close to the bond you share , she might not speak to you for a day or two if u really piss her off but you both know the reason why and she’s usually not the one in the wrong and once you apologise it’s like nothing ever happened at all she back to being your trusty side kick right by your side every step of the way.

Marshmallow she might be soft and squishy , but don’t think her bark is worse than her bite or you might find out for real!!
Marshmallow name for someone loyal : Everyone needs a marshmallow in their life!! Who doesn’t love marshmallows!!
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Marshmallow Shooter

When a man roastes a marshmallow on an open flame. Then takes the insides out leaving a shell the he comes into it and gives it to his friend
John wanted a sweet and salty treat while camping so I gave him a Marshmallow shooter.
by 417wsm February 17, 2023
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